Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Use Your Carbonation


















"To answer your question, no, I don't know if they drink soda in China. But they really hate democracy. See, I'm clever, motherfucker!"

Oh, Dr. Pepper, save us, please won't you save us, from our long national nightmare. Yes, I'm trying to avoid doing a political post. It's that obvious, huh.

13 comments:

Function of Time said...

Who the flying fuck cares if this GNR album comes out anyway? Isn't that so 5 minutes ago?

Angie said...

I had no idea that was a picture of Axl Rose until I read the article! I've often wondered what he's been up to the last decade. Well, maybe not often... Does GnR still have a target market? I thought they were just a thing of the past, like big hair and leg warmers.

Randal Graves said...

fot, I care, I want a free can of Dr. Pepper, dammit!

angie, everything comes back around again, so someone will buy the damn thing I'm sure.

Spartacus said...

RG, welcome to the jungle? I like Dr. Pepper, too, especially if it's free. But I don't like it so bad to foist a new GNR album on the world. I'd rather listen to Velvet Revolver. Anything new on the schedule about them?

okjimm said...

//free can of Dr. Pepper, dammit!//


SHHHHessssh, nothing like keeping your expectations low!!

I'm telling you, 434 N Main St, Beautiful DownTown Wisconsin, Oblios.....twenty seven taps, no waiting....I'll buy you a beer.

Dr. Pepper.... Aw,shit&whiskers....C'mon....

Distributorcap said...

dr pepper is better than mr pibb

Candace said...

So ... does this mean China owns Dr. Pepper, too? I'm confused.

Randal Graves said...

spartacus, I think VR is in the process of imploding. I heard something about Weiland having a cow at some show relatively recently.

okjimm, the only way to go through life! And if I ever end up in Wisconsin, I'll certainly take you up on that offer!

dcap, very true, but do they still make Mr. Pibb? I haven't seen that in years.

candace, China owns everything. Except Axl's artistic integrity! Well no, he probably sold that for some hair plugs.

okjimm said...

//And if I ever end up in Wisconsin, //

ooooh, be careful! ending up in WizKonson is not for everyone! Living here is rather a statement that you were smart enough to leave somewhere else, and yet not dumb enough to move to Minnesota.
Or is it smart enough NOT to move to Minnesota but dumb enough to live here.

It is confusing. Beer helps.

Fade said...

Holy cow- thash Axshl?

La Belette Rouge said...

It turns out that Dr. Pepper is the official drink of Texas. And, there is even a Dr. Pepper museum in Waco. Random non-sequitor #2 is that Ted Nugent also lives in Waco. There may be some connection between Dr. Pepper and has been musicians.

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, I won't try to decipher anything. I'll just drink instead.

fade, apparently so, and we both know the internets never lies!

LBR, the Motor City Jackass? Those poor citizens of Waco. Too bad you can't get plastered off of Dr. Pepper.

dguzman said...

That's Axl Rose? I thought it was some smarmy new Hollywood director nobody.