Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The family that watches Turkish Superman together stays together at least until the end of the movie

Very true, as they then had to drop hilarity like a hot anthracite & finish their homework including the old school social studies packet of Offspring the Younger that included a map containing both Gaul & Yugoslavia who isn't a fan of dystopian ancient Cold War civiliziations & who printed that shit a psilocybin junkie with cataracts that's who oh, don't forget the dead & bloated Austria cowgirled by Poland all while mom & pop donned the XL cloak of invisibility for some Valentine's Day non-sex. At least the Cadavaliers didn't lose their 47th though even more disturbing was the only-partially-in-jest coworker suggestion this morning that yours truly start charging since said me is the visible bibliothèque opener.

Would you take my advice? Me neither, at least not while sober.


thatgirl said...

Who knows? As Everyone's Favorite Librarian, you might generate revenue enough to warrant a pay raise if Mr. Blackberry's 1,300 mover and shakers don't pan out.

Susan Tiner said...

Take that!


MRMacrum said...

See now, I knew it. You are a transvestite. Apparently an evil capitalistic one also.

Anonymous said...

Hey Lucy, is your last name Ford and did you ever hang around Sean Daley?

Room Mom Helper said...

I was thinking a Turkish vampire movie would've been awesome, but I was thinking along the lines of the Christopher Lee/Peter Cushing movies. Then I remembered that stupid Stephanie Mormon-twat ruined vampires forever.

I'm not changing my login for you. Fucking deal with it.

Randal Graves said...

thatgirl, I've always dreamed of being the university's Psychiatrist-in-residence.

susan t, I'm disappointed in the Turkophiles of America. Why haven't they uploaded the complete Turkish Spiderman & Batman & Star Wars & etc.?

mrmacrum, a transvestite's gotta eat.

charles, I had to The Google that reference. The only rap I've got in my house is a couple of Anthrax tracks.

übermilf's 99 cent disguise, Turkish Batman had copious amounts of topless (and a few nude) ladies, so I'm figuring Turkish Hammer Horror is likely hard core porn.

Laura said...

I hated doing maps in school. I always felt like saying.. "You find these stupid places yourself Mofo!".
But that's just me.

I didn't get any Valentine's Day sex either. Though I never wear my cloak of invisibility. I'm quite visible. :)


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Liberality said...

I might take your advice if you provide the booze for free. ;~)

okjimm said...

Turkey superman? aw....it wasn'tthat tough.... I just had to chew more than usual.

Randal Graves said...

laura, I dig maps, though I will admit to a bizarre affection of demanding they at least approach reality.

And hey, why do you think they invented internets porn?

liberality, in *this* economy? BYOB.

okjimm, I'm telling Tayfun on you.

Anonymous said...

Randal, any time I prompt someone into The Cloud, I'm happy.

Cloudcuckooland for all! Forever!

Beach Bum said...

...me is the visible bibliothèque opener.

You should see the person who opens the library here four out of the six working days. She is 82 and while an extremely nice lady she takes naps at a desk in the children's section and gets very still. I'm afraid here nap might be extra, extra long one day.

La Belette Rouge said...

Hey, I am looking for a therapist to share office space with/ You want in? However the rent is more than you charge for advice.

susan said...

Turkish Superman.. Who knew? The good news is I can still trace the outlines of the Ottoman Empire on a map. Canadian high schools were tough.

S.W. Anderson said...

Randal, you're saved from the disrepute engendered by your "cowgirled" misverbification (past tense, no less) by the wickedly telling "Cadavaliers."

Now, please try to be more careful.

Randal Graves said...

charles, I knew it, surreptitiously promoting the insanity of millions. Hmm, you might have a future as a world leader!

BB, unless she's a robot merely powering down. One assumes that there exists a series of failed prototypes that in time lead to the triumph of the CheneyBot.

LBR, hmm, driving away prospective clients, that's a bit too cutting edge, don't you think?

Do I have to wear a tie?

susan, is it too obvious if I use a "bad students didn't get a dunce cap, but got checked into the wall" joke?

SWA, whew, I'd hate to have to bury my career, too, before it got started. An entire franchise was enough. Lots of vendors means lots of six foot holes.