Friday, February 11, 2011

Potpourri minus, sadly, the pot

Keeping it real.

ONE @HosniMoobie Sulei da man!!!! Go army!!! http://tinyurl.haha #OMGsuckers #torturepartytonite

TWO New metal's decibelling (one L or two? Curse ye, imaginary words) eardrums into oblivion, I know you're all jonesing for a review. Soon, sharpen those barbs, that snark.

THREE Weekend with football @ weekend with no football: a classic mismatch of such unmatched misses, I'd be remiss in mocking making a mockery of this un-bliss. Weekend with football, 529 to negative 7 through three, but, lo, a Unitarian Unitasian comeback of potential meatworld literosity/gatekeepers-guard-this-bird with fellow yokels gives me a non-oh-baby happy, so enjoying the Pyrrhic victory.

FOUR What the hell are we blogging for?

"Beats workin'."

@HosniMoobie It's Miller time! #seeyabitchez


MRMacrum said...

ONE - They still raisin a fuss over there in A-Rab land? Shoot. I'd pay more tension but there's some more NASCAR re-runs coming up on my Die-Wreck TV screen. Guess I could split screen it, but the old TV is busted and well, .......Darlin, get me another beer, will ya?

TWO - I kin crush cans on mah Hed. Kin you?

THREE - I need another beer......Yo darlin, ahm m-tee here.

FOUR - Purty much anything beats workin. Unless of course not workin n gittin paid fer it - now that's the Life. Sittin in the barcolounger with a cold Bud and a check from the gubmint uncashed on the beer keg next to the couch.

thatgirl said...

I'm glad that said new metal is not spelled with a 'u' and an umlaut.

Randal Graves said...

mrmacrum, ONE, how beerdrinkers & hellraisers can watch cars go in an oval for three hours is sphinx-level inscrutability.

TWO, I kin crush cans on yawl hed.

THREE, Goebel!

FOUR, once Moobie's gone, I'm definitely applying for the position of Egyptian dictator. The unwashed masses can do what they want, I just want HDTV for the NFL.

thatgirl, umlauts are only for Motörhead, it's in the constitution.

okjimm said...

My name is jimm and I am a football junky.

I will not know what to do this weekend. the withdrawl pains are starting. Maybe I should take up ice fishing.

Can anyone help me..... I have no clue how to fish for ice.

Anonymous said...

I'm not just taking my eardrums there, I'm going there tonight after dinner, YO!

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, stick a bunch of hooks in a fish, drop the fish on the frozen lake & add beer. Cubes aplenty!

charles, I see your Dragonslayer & raise you a +5 Vorpal.

Ricky Shambles said...

It's definitely Miller time, which reminds me - I need to purchase some Miller.

and HA!! I always knew Motley Crue misappropriated the umlaut!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Is potpourri minus the pot sadder than catatonic minus the cat?

P.S. I like the ZZTop shout-out. One of the first bands I saw at Capital Centre back when I was in H.S. (That was the 70s, for those who think we should date ourselves...)

Tom Harper said...

Who lost Egypt?!?!?!?! If we had a manly man in the White House instead of that wimpy Muslim Socialist, this never would have happened!

Laura said...

Is that my boyfriend in the middle?
He's soooo cool. :)


Chef Cthulhu said...

Enjoy your weekend. And this moob kick that you're needs to end.

Randal Graves said...

ricky, Americans, always stealing the resources of others.

if, but a tonic still remains, thus sorrows may still be drowned for the lost cat.

tom, at least whomever is the pretzeldent won't have to worry about such unwashed massery here for the foreseeable future.

laura, Gha/Kha/Qua/Qa-dafi is pure comedy pyrite.

chef, I can quit anytime I want, man!

Beach Bum said...

Is that my man Muammar Gaddafi in the middle?