Thursday, February 24, 2011
As exciting as French King Kong vs. French Godzilla would have been, I occupied my time away from the Hell of Being Buried Alive By Yellowing Pulp -- told you I needed a vacation I don't bullshit on Truly Serious™ Matters -- by watching footie shockingly not in Venezuela & I have to say, Marseilles & the (real) Damned United (sorry, mate) didn't thrill me as much as the American nightcap, a rematch of last year's Champions League final featuring two of the world's most reknowned self-cannibals, though kudos to Arjen's hammy making an appearance, I believe its second of the campaign.
Baron Davis during his hipster college days.
Speaking of second appearances, Baron Davis' beard is returning to Cleveland, a first round pick stashed inside. 'tis worth over 27 million through Quetzalcoatl+1? The jury's still out but if the Baron ever starts his own religion, he's got a built-in sacred relic.