Saturday, February 19, 2011

Well, duh.

W1nn1ng 7H3 PhU7UR3™, noob.


Oh, if you wish to click on that link, I'll need your social security number.
& a credit card number for future purchases.


susan said...

Ooops, you got me. I fell for it without reading the small print again. As required, my strictly private/public information is as follows: 999-99-999 and 9999-9999-9999-0000. btw: orange is not my best color.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Get back to me when Blooger deletes his blog.

Anonymous said...

I think the "win" in "win the future" is actually


as in the horse talking sound,


and it's what horses say when they want to copulate.

You know what that means.

PHOQUE the future, dood.

Equus demands it!

Randal Graves said...

susan, it's not Boner's best either, but look at him now, getting paid & paid well to be a doofus.

if, hating America has consequences, hippie.

charles, being unversed in leetspeak, I checked out a couple of translators. One gave me such a range of numeric gobbledygook that, because I care about my readers more than 8% of all other bloggers, I went with the least damaging to the eyes.

I proclaim this horse a god, worship him, leave donations, including social security, credit card & bank routing numbers!

MRMacrum said...

I can leave nothing as I have nothing to leave. And since I came here with nothing, it is with nothing I will leave.

Demeur said...

Well I don't know about you but I always get my invites. I'm invited to meet hot singles. I'm invited to have my penis enlarged. I'm envied to loose weight. What's wrong with you guys aren't you getting yours?

Randal Graves said...

mrmacrum, cheap bastard. Stones give out blood, ya know.

demeur, I did all that & now I have this overly large & unkempt penis that sits in a wheelbarrow which scares the single ladies away even more so when they find out I gave all my money to my Nigerian next-of-kin but at least I have crates full of cheap Canadian generics.

Tom Harper said...

Spam from the White House, LOL.

Hi. I'm the young black president of a dying empire. You have a great blog here! I have linked your blog to mine, and I hope you will create a link to my blog.

I will be back to enjoy the great discussions you have here.

La Belette Rouge said...

So I am guessing you didn't get your invite and you won't be having beers, organic vegetables and cigarettes with the Obamas?

Beach Bum said...

I'll need your social security number. & a credit card number for future purchases.

A chick from Russia and a Nigerian princess told me the same thing. Go figure.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

The letter mosdef WAS spam. Everyone know that the Prince of Kenyanistan only want to transfer a few tens of millions of dollars into your bank account for safe keeping.



Randal Graves said...

tom, you're a fake! Wanna know how I know you're a fake? You didn't try to sell me anything!

LBR, probably for the best. Assume no secret service arrests would occur, he'd probably want to play hoops & I'm much too short to effectively box anyone out.

BB, I'm sure you saw big returns from your investment in Gazprom.

tengrain, there's only so many next-of-kins one has in a single nation. At least *try* Tanzania once.