Thursday, April 22, 2010

Stupid human tricks: a visual essay














Inter's Maicon after scoring against Barcelona.

















Lenny and Squiggy.














Bayern's Arjen Robben after scoring against Lyon.


















Dr. Evil.

21 comments:

Cormac Brown said...

Brilliant.

I was going to suggest John Terry/Tiger Woods, but I'll refrain.

La Belette Rouge said...

What is it about evil that inspires a single dactyl extension to the mouth and for stupidity all dactyls to be formed into a ball and brought to the mouth? It all reads as pretty Freudian to me.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Your post only proves what I suspected: everyone licks their fingers after eating at Ray's! (if only to make sure they are still there?)

Regards,

Tengrain

Randal Graves said...

cormac, this is a family blog, dammit. Plus I'm not a fan of fake hooters.

LBR, I'd agree, but I'm not sure I'd quantify Lenny and Squiggy as agents of the diabolic.

tengrain, KFC doesn't have a monopoly, dammit.

Randal Graves said...

Michael McKean, comedic master!

BDR said...

Is it Gary Neville as Franck Ribery or Franck Ribery as Gary Neville?

David Barber said...

I'm having Robben / Dr Evil. :-)

Demeur said...

Maybe they're wondering if they did indeed eat at Ray's.

Randal Graves said...

BDR, both handsome blokes, but with that scar, Franck gets the brotherly edge.

david, the Doctor is the first thing that popped in my head when I saw that goal.

demeur, HA!

susan said...

Maybe they just need to bust out a hand jive with these ladies.

Beach Bum said...

I need a vacation, whenever I see Dr. Evil I now always think of Cheney.

Tim said...

Me, too, Beach Bum.

Tom Harper said...

Those hands can take a lickin'.

MRMacrum said...

I will hold my comments until the sister portfolio is published. The one with dactyls(Just love that word - thanks LBR) - Yeah, I'm waiting for your review of noses with digits implanted to at least the first knuckle.

Randal Graves said...

susan, I sure hope that's not another one of your subtle promotions of masturbation.

BB and tim, at least Dr. Evil doesn't gnaw on the bones of third world refugees.

tom, and taste like chicken.

mrmacrum, you'll have to give me some time. Photographic evidence of pterodactyls is hard to come by these days.

Dr. Zaius said...

What have you got against pinkies?

Sherry Peyton said...

Chit, heading for the nearest asylum. Used to be I didn't get the posts, now I don't get the comments. Have lost mind. return by Fed Ex if found oozing from your monitor. Reward offered, though some may argue it's not much of one. Nice pics, nice hands,

Snave said...

Looks like all but the Dr. are trying not to projectile.

Holte Ender said...

Real Madrid's 'Raul' started that finger/ring kissing thing, never got it?

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