Friday, April 2, 2010

Friday, and 'tis a good one

Perhaps I need to rethink this whole "religion is full of kooks" gig. Oh sure, it's still full of them --

example, check this serendipitous whackery out: logging in, I accidentally transposed a couple of letters in this dump's URL, and look where I landed; before you ask, no, that is not my devious doing --

but thanks to one of the three kookiest monoliths, the bus was (mostly) chock empty of fellow public transportationistas, ergo an earlier arrival at work, ergo squared I was permitted to imbibe a not inconsiderable swig or three before I had to send in the clowns.

Ah. Life is mediocre good.

No, it's still mediocre, but I've got brew to compensate.


Holte Ender said...

I hope the Rapture happens soon, then we can all live in peace.

Merry Good Friday BTW.

sunshine said...

Yes, it's very nice when there are fewer people around to have to deal with. :P
I'm so happy that you got an extra large snort in before you have to deal with all of the clowns.

My cupcakes are very lovely. :)

I was going to make taco's for supper but my hard core Catholic kids informed me that they will not eat meat on the day Jesus died.
I told them that Jesus doesn't give a shit if they eat meat or not...
Stupid kids..


Cormac Brown said...

Well, that site was set that up on purpose, just like when those spam sites run "," to capitalize on people not correctly typing in "" Congrats, man.

Randal Graves said...

holte, too bad all they'll leave behind are cheap ceramic angels made in China.

sunshine, we all love your cupcakes. And if the Super Magical Jesus Baby/Adult Form was still around, he'd be chowing down on a Big Mac.

cormac, are you saying that Jesus was a robot? Blasphemer!

Demeur said...

He's still around I saw him at Ray's munching sausage.

Christopher said...

Hopefully, Pope RatNAZI will resign or die, and the Catholics can try again to get it right.

But at this rate, the horror stories of priest child rapists are dropping faster than a 12 year old boy's trousers in the confessional so I am not confident.

Let us pray. Or should I say "prey?"

Tom Harper said...

Hallelujah! I just KNEW you were a fellow Christian and just didn't want to admit it.

Me Too! Praise Jesus!!!

Nicole E. Hirschi aka CJT said...

Randal - All I have to say is that your transposition of letters was freaking HILARIOUS! Thats the funniest ... coincidential... thing I've seen in a while!

Wait, hmmm I don't believe in coincidence... I think that just goes for saying.

Have a good Easter!

S.W. Anderson said...

That site's "Doom's Day clock" is a nice touch. What better way to waste whatever time one has left than counting down the minutes to THE END? Just one problem, the clock doesn't seem to be working.

There's probably something prophetic in that, but who knows?

susan said...

Great find. Remember to eat the bunny ears first just in case you get 'raptured' before reaching the tail.

Randal Graves said...

demeur, I'm not surprised. It's not as if he wasn't a proponent of cannibalism.

LBR, think I can mount a successful drive to have that made into a paid, federal holiday?

christopher, I don't know, I see this guy having the luck of the Cryptkeeper or Keith "I scoff at death" Richards.

tom, shhhh! How can I infiltrate the heathen if you blow my cover?

nicole, watch it, the Armageddon clock may be two minutes from midnight for us, but it's only one minute for you!

SWA, hippie terrorists obviously unplugged the thing. If only they would go in for renewables, but who wants that sin on their conscience.

susan, plus, if you eat bunny ears, your hearing improves. Wanna hear the approach of the sinner, you know?

okjimm said...

what Laura said... "Jesus doesn't give a shit if they eat meat or not... "

Break me up. Stupid kids. Just remember though.... Jesus donna drink no cheap beer!

Beach Bum said...

Actually I enjoy Easter Sunday, all the Biblethumpers come out of the woodwork and rush for their semi-annual visit to the church so they can claim to be good Christians.

That leaves the IHOP practically empty and the service is extra fast.

Dr. Zaius said...

That link has a whole section devoted to the forecasts of Jesus. I had no idea that he was a meteorologist! ;o)