Friday, April 23, 2010


A Denver fan after learning his team wasted a first rounder on Tim Tebow.

The rest of the NFL.


David Barber said...

How pathetic are fans? There was a guy at the Arsenal game the other day just sat there, staring at the pitch, shaking his head after they'd been beat (Hehehe). It's a fookin game lads. Chill out and have a beer. ;-)

Cormac Brown said...

Wellll, there is a sound arguement in that you have to draft a player when you know he definitely won't be there in the next round when your turn comes up.

Still, the same putz who chased Jay Cutler, Brandon Marshall, and Tony Scheffler out of town, is the same one that believes that Tebow has more upside than Colt McCoy and Jimmy Clausen? Methinks that everyday is 4-20, with Josh McDaniels.

La Belette Rouge said...

Here is what I want to happen: I want that gator on his shoulder to see his face and to be so disgusted by the need to wear one's faith on one's face(will that replace heart on one's sleeve?) and for the gator to eat his whole head in one bite.

Demeur said...

Oh well, How bout those Cavs? Oops! that's right they have some Bull caught in their throats.
They need to stop eating at Rays.

Randal Graves said...

david, exactly, there are many, many things more important than sports, like ________. ;-)

cormac, I can't argue with your first paragraph if you plan on drafting someone worthy of starting in the NFL, but, oh, who am I kidding, he's the finest leader since Alexander the Great, I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just for you, Tim!

LBR, I love when you get all violent.

Faith on one's face, say that 16:33 times fast.

demeur, that's a second straight game of pitiful defense. Hell, Kirk Hinrich made shots and the only ones he usually make contain whiskey.

sunshine said...

Does that guy have a Bible verse on his face????
I'm with Nelson! :P

After having watched the Simpsons at least 12 times now .. I have discovered my favourite character... Barney. :P
Loved his "Film Festival" entry. :P


Dr. Zaius said...

I don't get it. is this a sports question?

okjimm said...

I watched some of the draft last night. It was moving the curtains too much and was making the bedroom chilly. I closed the window.

David Barber said...

Beer and sex. Although I had declined sex to watch Man United, but never declined a beer, sex usually comes after a few of those!

Randal Graves said...

sunshine, Zombie Jesus is so going to fuck you up.

Ah, you mean Pukeahontas.
"You're the man who didn't know whether it was a pimple or a boil."
"It was a gummy bear."

dr.zaius, jeez, didn't even click on the YouTube, huh.

okjimm, I hope you didn't go blinds.

david, my wife knows better than to try being amorous during sporting events. Of course, she always declines my advances the rest of the time. Hmmm.

La Belette Rouge said...

OMG! You did quote my title song. Great minds do think alike--except when you are thinking about sports and I am thinking about shoes.

susan said...

Oops, I almost thought you were talking about hockey. Regarding something I do know about, my favorite Simpsons character is Apu: 'Please do not offer my god a peanut'.

Snave said...

Hallelujah! The Broncos are now born again! I have never liked the Broncos... loathed them with John Elway at the helm. This is gonna be like Elway's second coming.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

This poor theist was home-schooled by some wingnut Xristian Xrazy, and had to fight for the right to play football with a high school, instead of playing with himself.

I'd think you'd at least identify with that.



PS - Eat at Rays!

S.W. Anderson said...

If the guy in the first photo applied labels to his face to remind himself of his name when he looks in a mirror, someone should tell him to write backwards. The labels are easier to read that way.

Tom Harper said...

But seeing the letters backwards in the mirror is the only way he can retrieve Satan's secret instructions.

sunshine said...

"Don't cry for me. I'm already dead".
Who knew the Simpson's could "almost" make me cry....


Holte Ender said...

If Broncos manage to conjure up 3 of the best running backs of all time, Tebow will be fine.

Beach Bum said...

You underestimate Jesus's interest in American football. Why do you think the world has gone to so much Hell lately. I imagine the Big Guy upstairs will have the NFL draft three angels to be the running backs Holte mentioned.

Dr. Zaius said...

Yes, I watched the video. All two utterances of it. I am still confused, aside from the Tim Tebow sucks reference. :o)

Randal Graves said...

LBR, do they not both begin with the letter S? I think this might have something to do with Sesame Street.

Where have you gone, Mr. Hooper?
Children turn their sugared eyes to you, woo, woo, woo

susan, did you know that the Ny Mets are his favorite squadron?

snave, I can't wait until Tiny Tim, after leading the Broncos to a 27-53 mark, runs for the Colorado governorship, then the American pretzeldency.

tengrain, only you would stoop so low as to tarnish the good name of self love by associating it with this yokel.

SWA, he's probably got bible verse sticky notes all over his house.

tom, quiet! You want to expose our Dark Lord's nefarious plans?

sunshine, so you liked that more than Man Getting Hit By Football? You're so highbrow.

holte, unfortunately for us Bronco haters, you're right. Terrell Davis could carry this clown to a Super Bowl. At least their boy coach can't draft and is a master of running the most talented members of the team out of town.

BB, if that were true then man, we really must have pissed the big cheese off.

dr. zaius, that's the whole point of this post! See, I knew there was a football fan underneath all of that orange!

Lisa said...

At least I recognize Nelson.

Dr. Zaius said...

I am actually not really a fan of football, but I am rather fond of the concession stand! ;o)