Friday, April 16, 2010

Volcanic ash ist krieg
















Land of vikings? Land of fucking poseurs.

14 comments:

Cormac Brown said...

What? Pussies, everybody in Europe takes the train, why can't they?

Demeur said...

Cormac didn't you know? They have a Sarah Palin contract. Minimum private jet only. They won't take no stinkin train.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Filthy commies becoming filthier is the approved AP headline.

Regards,

Tengrain

PS - Use your tax refund -- Eat at Ray's!

(Cleveland so rules - we don't have a cannibal restaraunt in San Jose, except for the Wendy's with the finger in the Chili.)

sunshine said...

Ah well.. at least they didn't cancel!
They'll be there .. in time. :P

All the metal heads in Moscow will just have to drink, drink, drink until they show up!
Then, they can drink some more!

((Hugs))
Laura

South African Wine Snob said...

Oh, you and your gauche musical tastes. I hesitate to unfairly elevate it by calling it "music."

You are a lowbrow swine. Oh, do please amuse us with more of your "poetry."

okjimm said...

Eruptions are good. The doc said that if I take my meds and can find a willing partner..... why gosh.... I may still have an eruption of my own in the future.

Randal Graves said...

cormac, hell, just take a longship up the Seine and cut a swathe of death and destruction all the way to Moscow.

demeur, leave out the brown M&Ms.

tengrain, we're fucking hardcore in the rust belt, hippie.

sunshine, Russians don't drink. Where did you hear such a dirty lie?

übermilf's fourteenth 99 cent disguise, shouldn't you be traipsing alone in your flat to Gilbert and Sullivan LPs, lamenting that they are your only friends?

okjimm, here's an ancient Chinese secret: the internets contains oodles of naked lady pictures.

Beach Bum said...

Shit, let the volcano completely blow and shut down the planet. It will solve that whole global warming thing for a few years.

Holte Ender said...

If Immortal cannot go to Moscow, then Moscow should go to Immortal.

Tom Harper said...

Black Metal -- Sheesh. Pshaw!

"Eewww, volcanic ash." Black Emo is more like it.

susan said...

So did they run out of Viking ships? Brunhilde should whip them into shape.

S.W. Anderson said...

Having experienced what a major volcanic eruption can do to a city 250 miles downwind, I don't blame Immortal one bit. They're better off practicing their riffs and schtick, taking occasional ale and lutefisk breaks, until the worst is past. I'm sure the Russians can pass the time listening to the group's CD's, or something.

Remember, everybody likes a bit of ash, but nobody wants to do the dust-to-dust thing.

Uff da!

Randal Graves said...

BB, brings back memories of the Pill-Popping Pederast and Mt. Pinatubo.

holte, thousands of vodka-ed up Muscovites barging through Europe? They can plop a flag on the new Reichstag.

tom, nøyaktig!

susan, didn't she burn herself up? Oh well, she ashed for it.

SWA, spoken like a true, Grateful Dead-listening, patchouli-smelling hippie.

Dr. Zaius said...

I thought that Heavy Metal dweebs liked fire and brimstone...