Thursday, April 1, 2010

It's Never Sunny In Cleveland

April Fools!

Riddle me this, Camelot. How the hell did Barcelona, after that crazy ass opening fifteen reminiscent of a Great War fusillade, not win?

"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sepp's blatter may be employed to prevent goals."


Liberality said...

It's looks like it is going to be a gorgeous day here as well. Too bad I'm stuck in the library or in class.

Holte Ender said...

I think Barcelona will probably have their wicked way with the Gunners in the Nou Camp, both teams are capable of scoring against anybody, but . . . Arsenal are durable.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

I'm spending today listening to RATT non-stop.



Cormac Brown said...

How the hell can they concentrate, when John Terry is boffing their wives???

Kvatch said...

"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sepp's blatter may be employed to prevent goals."

Though the quote was actually rendered in Catalan, and that by itself probably explains the loss.

Demeur said...

Socker? Er.. football. How tres gay. Give me rugby. Now there's the sport. Knuckles cracked, body parts ripped off. Hey it's just a scratch mate.

Christopher said...

Demeur has obviously never seen the lesbian soccer ream who plays where I live.

These women would kick your ass and never break a nail.

I've seen them play a couple of times and they are fierce.

Randal Graves said...

liberality, suggest to your prof to have class outside. Or just move the library outside as well.

holte, I'd wager that you're right on all counts, but that red card was real questionable. I think we can probably stick a fork in Arsenal in terms of the Premiership though.

tengrain, you deranged bastard.

cormac, ZING!

kvatch, all official declarations should be in Esperanto.

demeur, I much prefer the Beautiful Game to the Ugly One.

christopher, in demeur's defense, I think he was being anti-cracker snarky.

Seriously, no one chuckled at my mutated sheep's bladder joke? You can all go to hell.

Nicole E. Hirschi aka CJT said...

Be thankful Randal - you rat bastard, Its been snowing out of its freaking ass all day - no snow yesterday, almost 9 inches today and its only 11 am. WTF???

Mutilated Sheep's bladder - and I thought I was sick... :)

Tom Harper said...

That can't be a picture of Cleveland. Where are all the homeless people?

sunshine said...

I heard Seb talking about this game but, I wasn't paying attention. I was making cupcakes and I was quite engrossed....

The sun is shining here too... alas, no rain today.


Beach Bum said...

Weather is so gorgeous down here my cousin is going surfing Sunday. Lets see....I can either go to the in-laws and have Easter dinner or fake a family emergency and spend time on a 10 foot longboard acting like a fool.

I wonder which one will win?

David Barber said...

Still laughing at Cormac's comment. I can't believe Barcelona didn't beat the southern shandy drinking cockney....oh, hang on a minute, they haven't got a cockney on their books. They're all foreigners. :-)

Randal Graves said...

nicole, I love snow, you shouldn't tease me like that, heathen.

tom, photoshopped 'em out, now watch the tourist bucks roll in.

sunshine, cupcakes are lovely, but this was a really entertaining game.

BB, would the family emergency that you will be conjuring up prove plausible?

david, oh sure, if their side was comprised entirely of Englishmen (or better yet, Scotsmen), they would've scored fifteen. ;-)

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