Saturday, April 10, 2010

Saturday Gigs

















There's the ass of the infamous and ridiculous free stamp.


















There's the ass of the NFL.


















Note clever placement of the cannon, able to ward off invasion from the Great White North and bombard the hapless Browns into submission.


















Doing out PR part to save green crap from capitalist pigs.


















Mellow on, nondescript burg, mellow on.

26 comments:

sunshine said...

Ummm.. do you mind turning that cannon around please!?

I like how you photographed the "ass" of everything. How about an ass shot of yourself?? :P
Come on.. your fans await a "beefcake" shot. :)

((Hugs))
Laura

Übermilf said...

I don't know why you're always so negative about Cleveland. He had an awesome mustache and ate pickled herring.

susan said...

Maybe you could arrange the sale of Cleveland to the Great White North where it would become a unique living environment for artists and anarchists.. unless it already is, of course.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

All this time Cleveland had armaments and the Browns still have not won a game? What is wrong with you people?!

Regards,

Tengrain

Randal Graves said...

sunshine, You think we buy your "Canadians are nice" crap?

If I provided you with a beefcake shot you would vomit your beef, your cake and your Tim Horton's. ;-)

übermilf, he talked too slow. Though he did own that deli.

susan, we work in the rare and illustrious media of rust and abandoned warehouses.

tengrain, it's the Midwest. We're drunk all the time. Duh.

Demeur said...

Hey maybe Susan has the right idea. The Browns would be in the Canadian football league and might actually win something.

Mary Ellen said...

Ok, I'm trying to figure out those figures on the bottom picture. The one on the far fight over the 'blue rock' sign is kinda creepy. At first I thought it was a cyclops then I realized it's a guy turning his head...and he looks tired and pissed off. That one must be you, right?

Holte Ender said...

The weather looks nice in Cleveland, looks like you took those pics at sunrise, no people anywhere.

sunshine said...

Excuse me. Would you happen to have a free stamp I could use???
Oh.. errr ummm.. it's a bit larger than what I was looking for.
Thanks anyhoo....

Gimme a break on the upchuck my stuff if I saw your backside. I demand a picture. NOW. I'm not even close to kidding.
Email it to me. :P

((Hugs))
Laura

sunshine said...

And Canadians ARE nice....
Dammit!!!!

sunshine said...

So, if I go onto one more blog and see you trying to get a invasion of Canada going again.. I'll kick your ass!
Got it?
Are we good now?
Good...

TomCat said...

Nicely done, Randal, estecially targeting the Browns. ;-)

Tom Harper said...

Thank God for that cannon. I've been terrified of an invasion from those communists of the Great White North, bringing socialized medicine and Tim Hortons to this once great nation.

Cormac Brown said...

Where's the snow? It's not Cleveland, unless it's snowing.

La Belette Rouge said...

Are these your photos or have you been stealing from Google again?;-)

Beach Bum said...

Dammit, we don't have guns like that around here. If this gets out South Carolina will be buying one.

Beach Bum said...

WHOA! Randal dude, lets collect a few people and invade Canada. We are Americans and it sure sounded like Sunshine double dog dared us, you know we can't stand for that. ; P

Liberality said...

Shouldn't that gun be pointing at us? To keep us from fleeing to Canada? Yeah, I know...

Demeur said...

Beach Bum And you know if South Carolina gets one then North Carolina will want a bigger one. It's big gun envy you know.

okjimm said...

Wow... having fun wit da new camera, huh? Howza bout some shots of Ray's Sausage? Just asking nicely &stuff.

Beach Bum said...

Demur you are right, North Carolina has a battleship for tourists in Wilmington and South Carolina went and got an aircraft carrier that had no connection with the state.

At least the battleship is the USS North Carolina.

David Barber said...

Randal, I've sent some love and sunshine your way mate. Check my blog.

Anonymous said...

Re: the top photo.

So, one inebriate says to the other, "WTF?!!??!!"

Whereupon his even more soused companion says, "Think that's bad, you shoulda seen the guy who dropped it."

S.W. anderson said...

That anon comment above was me. I entered one letter into the username box, and Google took the comment as though I hit Enter.

Randal, what's the meaning of this?

Randal Graves said...

demeur, naw, they'd forget there are only three downs.

nunly, that dude has always reminded me of Statler and Waldorf.

holte, that's the time to do it, not that Cleveland ever gets as crowded as New York or Chicago.

sunshine, what's this? You're demanding we invade Canada? Alright, if you say so.

tomcat, they're completely, utterly wretched.

tom, and toothless hockey goons!

cormac, we usually have about a 1-2 month span without the white stuff. Unless you're a cokehead.

LBR, since there's no perspective or attempt at anything artful, these are obviously mine.

BB, that's what I'm saying! She wants her lame socialist nation to be blessed with the free market!

liberality, I thought about that, but don't we want the scourge of reefer madness kept away from our children?

okjimm, that's actually not a bad idea. Famous Ray's could use some good publicity for a change.

david, you sent sunshine over to give me some love? I hope she remembers I don't own a cop outfit.

SWA, you were obviously one of those inebriated.

Dr. Zaius said...

Why does a sports stadium need a propeller? Does it fly? It must need an enormous runway to land! ;o)