Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Scare tactics

♪ ♫ The hills are alive ♪ with the sound of Nazi UFOs ♫ ♪


Halloween is supposed to be frightening!



and nuclear-powered robot Hitler, Michael Myers and the American electorate aside, what's more terrifying than Jake Delhomme tossing enough picks to where you'd need more than one severed hand to count them all?

Curiouser and curiouser as you no doubt are, let me inform you that those pound signs indicate games that have been marked as potential flex matchups, thus offering irrefutable proof that someone in the NFL offices is drunk.


Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

How did you get into the NFL offices?



La Belette Rouge said...

Football talk in Spring? It is like being at home.

Holte Ender said...

Sunday is not a good day for Halloween, the devil doesn't like the Sabbath.

Tom Harper said...

I never did see Plan 9. Everyone says it's the best of the "so bad it's good" category; I'll have to rent it sometime.

susan said...

Your lead in photograph is a great one. You could win a Pulitzer for it. On the other hand I hope Vampira had some better days.

Demeur said...

But Randal the Browns have a great opportunity. I hear Worthlessberger is on the trading block. Think defeating the Steelers with their own. Just need to black out the morals clause before signing.

sunshine said...

I guess I know where you'll be at 1pm on October 31st. :P

Enjoying a nice glass of white wine (or is it whine???) ... popping in your monocle (to see the telly better).. and pointing your cane (shall we call it a walking stick instead??)..every so often at players and shouting at them about what they SHOULD be doing....

I'm just guessing here of course.


Randal Graves said...

tengrain, shhhhh!

LBR, you know the old saw, home is where the pigskin is.

holte, only if it's black.


tom, for once, believe the hype. Completely worth the purchase, at worst, a viewing.

susan, I have no idea if that's from a comic or someone with a Deviantart account. But one can never go wrong meshing Nazi stooges with anything.

demeur, he can hang out with Shaun Rogers. Guns and pimps, will make the Jail Blazers seem like Howdy Doody.

sunshine, I'll be watching NFL squads with actual talent. ;-)

Cormac Brown said...

Maybe Holmgren was throwing a smoke screen up and youse will be taking Clausen after all. More than likely, he'll take Dez Bryant and Colt McCoy in the second round.

Randal Graves said...

We certainly could use another flaky receiver. Braylon Edwards, how we miss you so. Sniff.

Beach Bum said...

Fascinating, you worked Nazi UFO's and the NFL schedule into one post. For such an odd combination that qualifies you as an honorary South Carolina citizen.

Cormac Brown said...

Colt is still on the board, though don't be surprised if you get Arrelious Benn.

Dr. Zaius said...

I thought that Nazi UFOs were swastika shaped.