Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Alles klar

Alle Grammatikfehler sind Eigentum der Google.

♪ und sie kauft eine Treppe zum Himmel ♫

Englisch? Das ist Deutschland!

Du siehst! Polezei! Straßen!

Amerika wieder? Gott im Himmel! [ed. note: I'd insert one of those Hitler rant gigs but that's as burned out as FAIL or an Electric Wizard roadie]

Das ist mehr, wie es.

Wotan, rette uns!

Hulk zerschlagen.

Baseball ist für weenies, echte Männer spielen Fußball.

Ha ha wir stahlen Ihre Wheelie Bus!

Tod amerikanischen Imperialisten!

Wir hoffen, dass die anderen Mitglieder der NWA sind nicht in Brand.

Pabst nicht inbegriffen.

Kein Wunder, dass Sie Ihre Trupps schrecklich sind.

Niemand ist zu Hause, im Obergeschoss auch nicht.


Wo es immer 1985.

Was ist los mit Ihrer Stadt?

Kommen für den Film, für das verlassene Schaufenster bleiben.

Nachwirkungen einer Schule Vorstandssitzung.

Auf wiedersehen!


Jim H. said...

Ach du lieber! HULK hits Cleveland, thinks it's Germany? I knew he was dumb when he was angry, but not this dumb. Seems like some of his Avenger pals ought to've set him straight. Know what I mean?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

So that's the Wheelie Bus!

If I spy her in my travels, I will inform the proper authorities.

This crime will not stand!

thatgirl said...

Clevelandia Uber Alles!

I would attempt to come up with a Jello Biafra-style parody involving space casinos and flash mobs, but I'm feeling especially barely creative this afternoon.

Liberality said...

Randal, I think I see an arm of yours in one of those photos! :)

Anonymous said...

Ich bin ein cruller!

Randal Graves said...

jim, seriously, who did we piss off? We screw up our burg in multiple ways, our sports teams roll over and play choke. We're America's kicked puppy.

if, call Peel & Steed! (the real ones, we won't be effective until derbies & catsuits, respectively)

thatgirl, I bet you'd feel better if you punched someone in the face.

liberality, still not sure how I didn't crack the lens. The Duchess must have canceled me out.

karl of the österreich, I know JFK, and you sir, are no Oliver Stone. But you might be Tommy Lee Jones.

S.W. Anderson said...

It appears the Cleveland Athletic Club is in need of some athletic supporters.

Beach Bum said...


S.W. stole my comment!

susan said...

I loved Falco's Der Kommissar. Peter Gabriel sounded pretty good in German too - as in Schock den Affen. It's a perfect language for describing concrete reality.

Demeur said...

Vos is dos? Mein Deutsch ist uber rusty like mein spelling.

And anyway I thought it was the Chinese and Koreans who were taking over everything now.

Randal Graves said...

SWA, you win this week's internets.

BB, that's what they all say, usurper!

susan, I'll never forget senior year of high school, our German teacher brought in a tape of Falco videos to watch; a couple no one knew (I think he got it directly from Deutschland), plus this, Amadeus of course, & one with him institutionalized.

It didn't help us learn German.

Randal Graves said...

demeur, wo ist meine Brieftasche?

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Finally came to your senses, eh?