Wednesday, August 10, 2011

But does it love me?

Sticker? I hardly knew her!

After meeting with my agent, I'd like to apologize for any pain my words caused the organization, my family & my fans. That wasn't the seriousness this business deserves. Second, in the interest of rebuilding trust reality, I'd suggest you avoid the suicide booth altogether & play Hungry Hungry Hippos instead, due to both its rich allegorical value, & being just plain fun.

However, if you insist on voting because the sticker beautifully finishes off your faux civic duty ensemble, write-in one of the above & continue impressing your social betters. It's a win-win.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

This is exactly the sort of veiled, anti-Kodos hit piece I've come to expect from you Clevelandistanigans!

Beach Bum said...

Hungry Hungry Hippos

I hear they will be a zombie edition at some point.

As for voting I frankly enjoy casting my write-in ballots for the likes of Mickey Mouse for governor, Voldemort for US senate, and Foghorn Leghorn for sheriff.

thatgirl said...


Randal Graves said...

if, Columbus is totally gonna get raygunned, son.

BB, Mickey Mouse? That corporate tool?

thatgirl, bwah! I'm going to start posting her crap so I don't have to come up with anything anymore.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

I'm going to start posting her crap so I don't have to come up with anything anymore.

You need to submit your evidence before you can point to it.



Jim H. said...

Ohio uber alles.

Is that a pancreas? I mean, "I [heart] NY" I get. But "I Ohio Voting?" not so much. It just doesn't parse.

Mary Ellen/Nunly said...

That would be a cool sticker if they had flames shooting out where the Cuyahoga River is on the map.

I Heart Betty Boop. That's who I'm voting for.

susan said...

When people see the results in a third world country where the 'elected' dictator has won 95% of the votes it's understood there was tampering. I find it equally remarkable that US election results are always 51%-49%. Couldn't they, just for the sake of adding some interest, make them 52%-48% for a change?

Randal Graves said...

tengrain, keep your legalese to yourself, Corbin Bernsen.

jim, how about a play on a youthful slogan, Vote Or Rust.

nunly, pornographer!

susan, someone's been toking that Canadian vegetation.

Laura said...

I never realized that Ohio looked like my gramma's boob.
Weird eh?


Anonymous said...

It's high time America held a vote on whether we should vote.

Tom Harper said...

How's that for solving a non-existent problem? A fancy new sticker to show that you voted, but they don't want you to vote unless you have at least 12 photo IDs and receipts showing your mortgage payments and country club dues.

Ricky Shambles said...

NO on Issue 2! Let's take it home. Figuratively, of course. None of our voting "victories" actually make their way to our doorsteps.

Ricky Shambles said...

Oh, and thank Not-God for that sticker win! Too muchy jeebusy in the others for me.

S.W. Anderson said...

So, who among der Kaiser Kasich's family or friends is in the sticker-printing biz?

Randal Graves said...

laura, at least they don't look like Florida.

karl of the österreich, are you mad? Voting is what got us into trouble in the first place!

tom, hence, staying at home to play games, board & otherwise.

ricky, voting, like rock & roll, is a loser's game.

SWA, what I want to know is why only Nunly trotted out the burning river bit. You all are slacking.