Friday, August 12, 2011

Ynsyde joque theatre presentes, The Ballade of Vodka Zeppelin


















There's a booklie house in Cleveland
They call the setting sun
Been the ruin of many a Peon,
And God, I know we're one. (n>2 , actually)



















All I wanted was a lunchroom
Would not give it to me
Just one lunchroom, no damn Pepsi --
Fuck, 'tis a-b-x-b.



















Who's to blame, you, or them, or me --
For wretched rhymes within?
No, for these wretched souls without,
Work of the Vodka Zeppelin.

18 comments:

thatgirl said...

Aero Zeppelin!

I'm not crazy, she's the one that's crazy, oh wait.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Dread Zeppelin!
~

Randal Graves said...

thatgirl, the institution's on line one for you.

if, gah! Blaster master from the past. But the danger of being exposed to such ridiculousness outweighs wasting bandwidth on The Important Things I Don't Have And Never Will Have Control Over Blues.

Karl Franz Ochstradt said...

Doesn't matter, the dirigible's hot air is about to run out anyway!

Randal Graves said...

Hot air is the ultimate renewable resource, Vodka Zeppelin rules!

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

There's a booklie house in Cleveland doesn't scan correctly, and even in your inebriety you should know that.

Try instead


"There is a house in Clevelandistan..."

Why do I have to do everything around here?

Regards,

Tengrain

Randal Graves said...

Go back to English class, hippie, we're rockin' &/or rollin'.

Jim H. said...

"Oh the humanity!"

Tom Harper said...

Paraphrasing Eric Burdon and Limp Bizkit in the same post -- now THAT'S versatility.

Randal Graves said...

jim, I was waiting for someone to do that!

tom, wait, what? Where the fuck did I paraphrase those fuckers? Christ, I should be drawn & quartered just for the coincidence.

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S.W. Anderson said...

Randal, your eclecticism attracts a more diverse following all the time. Now, a (Polish?) spammer wants in on the act. Maybe it was the vodka reference, or the fact the dirigible is sausage shaped.

Whatever, be careful; it's a jungle out here.

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Randal Graves said...

SWA, I hope spambot's intentions are good, as I'm a big fan of solidarność with the unwashed masses.

thatgirl, dammit, an ad for such a fragrance would have been the perfect follow-up to Freedom Rock.

Wanna catch classic rock hunks & honeys, splash on a little Vodka Zeppelin.

Beach Bum said...

Randal, you're being followed by that blimp, its the NSA.

Tom Harper said...

Randal: On Limp Bizkit's first CD, one of the songs contained "all I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, far from suicidal..."

Come on, I know you're a Fred Durst fan. Fess up.

thatgirl said...

Wow, for coming of age in the halcyon days of terrible aggro nu-metal, I did not know that Fred Durst ripped off a Suicidal Tendencies song.

Randal Graves said...

Now that that's cleared up, I feel less nauseous.