Thursday, September 13, 2007

Exhibits 744132, 744133 and 744134 why Republicans suck

One Republican man, one vote. Others, not so much.

Voter roll purges, if incorrectly done, can be a factor in determining election outcomes - particularly in tight races. Unlike most of the "voter fraud" cases cited by GOP activists, where a handful of registrations - usually in the single digits - from big voter registration drives are found to be erroneous, purges can effect thousands of voters. In Florida and Missouri in 2000, a total of 100,000 legal voters were incorrectly removed, according to academics and local election officials. In Cleveland in 2004, voter purges were a factor behind long lines and people leaving without voting as poll workers dealt with people who did not know they had been removed from voter lists, various media reported.
I don't know what this loon is talking about. Everything went smoothly.


Another lying liar who'll suffer no ill effects from any political fallout because Very Serious People recognize that there was certainly no malicious intent on the part of Mr. Bond. There has to be an office pool going on at La Maison Blanche as to who can bullshit Congress the most. Not like it's a crime anymore, so everyone join in!


Come on, John, help me out. Wouldn't it have been a small price to pay to add some crocodile tears this time? Sacrifice for the war effort! Nice job on the choice of shirt, though. Looks like you just came back from an pleasant, uneventful jaunt through Baghdad. Sounds like it, as well, but I think you got too much sun. Hope things weren't expensive.


Aw, fuck it. We'll try it your way. Better make sure the Green Zone has a nice golf course, though. "Watch this drive."

2 comments:

Kvatch said...

Voter roll purges, if incorrectly done, can be a factor in determining election outcomes - particularly in tight races.

Faux News Headline Translator 3000:

"Voter roll purges, when correctly done, can be a significant aid in getting 'correct' election outcomes - particularly in tight races."

[snark, snark]

Randal Graves said...

"Kids, that's wrong."
They're not the daddy party for nothing!