Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into

"Keep those mutants coming!"

And in between bouts of sickness and vomiting, don't forget that Democrats are still spineless.

The willingness to consider alternatives represents a shift by Democrats and is a recognition of changing political and practical realities they face in grappling with Iraq and its future.

Translation from Congressperson [insert name of Democrat here]: "we were cowards for so long, we couldn't possibly fight back now. We would be labeled flip-floppers. And worse. See how you like getting called names by Beltway punditry and Cheetohs-stained 28 percenters!"

Bipartisan by any other name would smell as noxious.