Wednesday, September 19, 2007

So is O.J. Simpson.

Rudy! says he's among the best known Americans.

Giuliani told reporters he has made 91 trips to 35 countries in five years
Guess you can't pick up the speaking fees if you don't go and speak.
and many governments seek him out for advice on security.
Yes, here's what not to do. And now for my favorite sentence of the piece:
Many have lauded him for his leadership in the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks, which he said few American leaders could have predicted.
No, wait. Maybe it's this one:
"I don't think of Sept. 11 as being my defining experience. I think if it was I wouldn't have been able to handle it," he said.
Reality is a harsh mistress. Better not tell your wife. Or your cousin. Or whomever you're shacking up with these days.


Tom Hilton said...

Better not tell your wife.

Which one?

He sure won't tell his kids--they aren't talking to him these days.

Crackpot Press said...

and when someone challenges him he starts acting like a school girl... "take it back!"

Randal Graves said...

Which one?

Just a hunch, but the future #4.

And remember, his family and private life is off limits, just like yours is. Except during campaigning season, which is strictly business, so nothing personal.