So is O.J. Simpson.

Rudy! says he's among the best known Americans.

Giuliani told reporters he has made 91 trips to 35 countries in five years

Guess you can't pick up the speaking fees if you don't go and speak.

and many governments seek him out for advice on security.

Yes, here's what not to do. And now for my favorite sentence of the piece:

Many have lauded him for his leadership in the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks, which he said few American leaders could have predicted.

No, wait. Maybe it's this one:

"I don't think of Sept. 11 as being my defining experience. I think if it was I wouldn't have been able to handle it," he said.

Reality is a harsh mistress. Better not tell your wife. Or your cousin. Or whomever you're shacking up with these days.