Tuesday, January 29, 2008

No President Left Behind


















"I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like them in a boat. I do not like them with a goat. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Nance-I-am. Heh, heh."

10 comments:

Spartacus said...

Is this the point where he lifts up the book to show the pictures?

dguzman said...

What the hell are Big Dick and Stupid Nancy thinking about back there--laxatives?

Dean Wormer said...

Nancy was reading through the whole deal. It was supposed to be Bush's speech but I'm sure it was Steven King's new book or something interesting.

Chris said...

Anyone who was able to watch gets my admiration. Outside of 9/11, I've never been able to do more than a few seconds.

Actually, he looks like he's about to sing. There's an old song by Jerome Kern, I think, that begins, "Why was I born? Why am I living?"

Distributorcap said...

there is definitely some footsie going on between the Dominatrix of the House and the Banality of Evil ...

as for Bush..they hid that microphone in his jacket very well last nite

DCup said...

I was too busy trying to photoshop naked big boobs onto Nancy to pay much attention.

Um, what?

Colleen said...

It would be fun to do a Mystery Science theatre with these...events.

Randal Graves said...

spartacus, "Unka Dick, I found Waldo!"

dguzman, "So, Dick. What's it really like to be so evil?"

dean, you know, indeed she does look like she's reading.

chris, I'm with you. I might watch a press conference here and there if I know it'll be short, but a SOTU? Yikes.

dcap, I think I'm going to bring forth my breakfast. Thanks. Oh, that's tin foil hat garbage. Bush would never use one, neither would Willard.

dcap, that's even more disturbing than the footsie.

colleen, that is a GREAT idea!

Tom Harper said...

All through the SOTU speech, Cheney looked like he was trying to smile. It wasn't pretty.

Who Hijacked Our Country

Randal Graves said...

"Why are my teeth showing like that?"
"Because you're smiling!"
"Excellent! This is exactly the kind of trickery I'm paying you for."