"Don't worry, Mushy, we have a plan for mis-der-eck-shun, heh, heh."
Step one: send in the inspectors.
Step two: conveniently ignore salient points.
Step three: ratchet up the rhetoric.
Step four: send in the big cheese.
Next week, we'll learn steps five and six: how to conveniently ignore his findings and then blow shit up.
This time-tested program worked for Iraq, it can work for you, too!
Mid-morning mis-der-eck-shun update!
"Those wacky Iranians, what are you gonna do!"
"Oh, I don't know, buy everything hook, line and sinker, I suppose."