If I had a band, it'd be just like High on Fire: fucking ugly and fucking loud.
Oh, relax. They're only rumors.
It's not as if there exists a concerted, coordinated effort to:
1. Shamelessly promote mindless consumerism
2. Through enlisting the help of so-called allies
3. To divert attention from the greatest foreign policy fuck-up in American history
4. In order to vigorously prop up an even more scarifying cartoon supervillain
5. To maintain the numbing disinformation campaign of the status quo.
Jeez, you moonbats sure are gullible.