Why Zeppelin? It's the birthday of this dude. Pay your respects, bastards.
Why this song? Nice musical coda to yesterday, perhaps.
Why this post? I can't think of anything to write about.
"Why all the black?"
"Why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything?"
"You look a little nervous, Dad."
"No, YOU look a little nervous, Lisa!"
"You're up to something, aren't ya?"
"No! I'm just going out to commit certain deeds. Suckers."