Thursday, June 12, 2008

Au revoir, suckers!

Curse you, la fin de l'exercice budgétaire®, I was hoping to save these vacation days for my soon-to-be legendary hangover after watching the guilty verdict of Chimpy and his criminal cohorts at The Hague.

Sorry, it's the heat. Anyway, here's the agenda:














And if that fails miserably, there's always Plan B.

"B?"

"Yes. *dramatic pause* B."














Try not to kill anyone while I'm away
'cause I'd also like to have a say.
I'll be back sometime soon
with yet another brilliant post YouTube.
In the meantime, do what's right --
blogs found down to your right.

See how I rhymed right with right?
Betcha didn't see that coming.

25 comments:

DCup said...

Are you kidding us? Did you pack your purple slippers?

See ya soon, pal.

La Belette Rouge said...

Oh, Mrs. Randal is so cute. I hope you and all the Randal-ettes have a lovely vacation. You know, the internets won't be the same without you.

okjimm said...

vacation? Wellllllll....the Mud Hens are at home...you could catch a game in Toledo.....Death Cab for Cutie is in Cleveland tomorrow....

Whatever! Have a good time!

FranIAm said...

Au revoir! A bientot!

BTW, you clearly married up, as the saying goes.

CU L8R!!

Swinebread said...

You can't blog on your vacation?

What's the world coming to...

Spartacus said...

Kick back, pop a frosty, and have a great time on vacation. Later.... :-)

Unconventional Conventionist said...

*burp*

DivaJood said...

You are going on vacation and did not consult me, the travel professional? I am appalled. Oh, yes, it is all about me. Have a great time.

susan said...

Happy trials to youuu.. I mean trails.. until we meet again.

b said...

Have a great vacation. Er, try, that is!! We'll miss you!

Tom Harper said...

Enjoy your vacay. Come back all refreshed and ready to resume the battle against the Phillistines, or neocons, or whatever they're called these days.

Bradda said...

So long sucker!

Liberality said...

Au Revoir!

Je ne regrette rien said...

I think you should have copied Dooce and had guest bloggers in your absence. bwahahahaha.... the havoc that could have been wreaked!!!!!!!

okjimm said...

Shit&stuff....if Randal can go on vacation...I'm gonna take tomorrow off, too! Gonna drink massive amounts of beer, do a cornucopia of illegal drugs,(maybe some legal ones as well) chase young women, and maybe do some crosswords puzzles.

A little knitting wouldn't kill me, either!

Vaction,,,,,,,pfffft!

Mauigirl said...

Have a wonderful vacation, Randal!

Anita said...

bonnes vacances m. graves.

Hill said...

Vaya con Dios, amigo

:)

American Hill BIlly said...

I guess I'll wait until your back from vacation to read your stuff; that is if the DHS/TSA don't give you an anal probe apon arrival. Thanks for the rhyming links to the right.

Peace and Freedom

Utah Savage said...

You leave and Tim Russert dies suddenly. Hmmmm. I think you should stay home. or take your laptop. Obviously all this is your fault.

Randal Graves said...

dcup, first thing I put in the suitcase!

LBR, it'll at least make more sense!

okjimm, I'm not sure being at work in the middle of my vacation makes it a real vacation!

fran, bah. Mrs. Graves clearly married up. That's my story and it's very sticky.

swinebread, I could, but then I wouldn't be reading. And today doesn't count!

spartacus and UC, a fine example you two set for the impressionable youth!

diva, that's because I'm not traveling anywhere. Have you seen the price of petrol?

susan, alright Dale, lemme grab my 10-gallon hat!

b, just me and my books! And the lunatic offspring done with school. Yikes!

tom, I believe the term you were looking for was Real American Patriot.

bradda, I was waiting for someone to return the PG-13 slur! (could 'sucker' actually be considered a slur?)

liberality, à bientôt, er, maintenant !

JNNR, and make my blog non-sucky? Hell no!

okjimm, I called your boss and he/she/neocon slime lord said it's cool. Take the rest of the week off! Knit one, perl two...

mauigirl, I should have gone to Maui, probably less humid!

anita, merci, mlle. anita.

hill, I think that's the only Spanish phrase I know. ;-)

AHB, I should be okay, that's generally only the province of extraterrestrials. And Larry Craig.

utah, you found me out. I'm his replacement. Think NBC will fire me if I swear on the air? They use those delay things now, no?

F.O.T. said...

Brilliant with the kickin' rhymes. Happy vacation!

DivaJood said...

Petrol? WTF? I thought you were a francofile, not Brit obsessed.

Becca said...

Go Randal the sexy Pharoh wizard! Have a great vacation breaking rocks! And if you need a break from the fun pull cart!

Distributorcap said...

wow randal. mrs randal is hot