"Hey, man. What's on the tube?"
"Dude, first things first. I'm hungry. Gimme some links."
"No fucking way man, that shit's bad for you. Here, eat some asparagus.
But don't bogart my strawbs, man."
"Dude, are you saying I'm from Mars?"
"No, man. Just fucking relax, okay? Let's check the draft."
"Dude, that's who we got? Dy-no-mite!"
"No, man, the other J.J.."
"Dude, I wish it would've been this dude."
"No fucking way man, your dealer can't play."
"Dude, I know, but at least he ain't a dick. You know who's a dick?"
"A dick bigger than Lucas, man?"
"Hell yeah dude, this dude. What a dick."
"Holy fuck man, if Al-Qaeda is watching teevee, and we're watching teevee,
that means Osama can see us!"
"Dude, we better get outside!"
"No fucking way man, they're everywhere!"
"Dude, you're right, wingnut bloggers wouldn't lie."
"No way, man. Unless they were dicks, and what are the odds of that?"
Friday, June 27, 2008
Pot pourri
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Dude, I knew Tiny Tim was gonna play for the Bulls. Thanks.
So if'n asparagus is grown on Mars, will it be organic?
Hey, thanks for the link! Marvin the Martian, Jimmy Walker and Tiny Tim in the same post. Egad!
You made Dr. Z say egad!
Egad!
This post is sublime.
Jimmy Dean made me hungry.
Thanks for the link. Lucas really is a tool.
Dude,
I love J.J. and Dy NO Mite... that shit rocks.
I think that Obama doing the traditional dress is good. I've been situations similar. You have to do some things to be respectful. That is what this picture shows; a man with respect
Peace and Freedom
Holy Cleveland. I am hung-over at work. I got as far as the asparagus......I think I need to go home....or start drinking again.
I'm trying to think of cocktail with asparagus in it.
I got nothing.
tippy toe...I was here ;~D
I forgot all about Tiny Tim until my eyes beheld that horror of a picuture upon the page that is your blog.
diva, right, like the feds would ban pesticides. You ever see how big those Martian beetles are?
dr. zaius, shouldn't it be egads, since we're talking about more than one cultural artifact?
dcup, egad! everyone is saying egad! egads!
dean, thanks and that bastard really is. He'd make a great politician, coming across all folksy, telling everyone what they wanted to hear, but not giving them what they need.
AHB, I can't remember the last time I saw an episode of Good Times.
Exactly, the wingnuts certainly keep their mouths shut whenever Pickles or Chimpy wore local dress.
okjimm, if you drink more, I promise this post won't suck, but be a revelation of a higher plane of existence and experience. Better toss in some illegal substances, just to be sure.
UC, well, here's your chance to invent it! It'll sell like hotcakes, 'cause everyone loves asparagus, right?
Hello?
Anyone?
liberality, hmm. Now that I actually spend some time looking at it, it does have that nightmarish, Dario Argento quality to it, doesn't it?
Holy crap Randal...was this your version of blogger vaudeville? Fun. What a trip.
Jimmy Dean D-lite breakfast sandwichs...mmmmmm......groove is in the heart!
egads!
//cocktail with asparagus//
I think I'm gonna be sick.
Sticking to illegal substances for awhile.
Egads&shit!!
Martinis like to have vegetables in them, like onions and olives. What about a Martian Martini with a sprig of Aspargrass? Organic, of course.
From the "so what" trivia department. Tiny Tim posthumously played "Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight" on the first episode of Spongebob Squarepants.
Now couldn't you have gone you're whole life without knowing that?
I am leaving shortly to sweat my ass off at an outdoor blues concert..the humidity is off the facking charts and frankly, I need to be real stoned so I am off to catch a buzz..have a good weekend Randal you hunk of burning love. ;)
EGADS! DUDE.
waidda minute...martinis are NOTHING but booze and veggies....shit, no wonder I do not like them ........ana asparagus Martini...kiddin' I hope!
Organic or Martian or whatever.....
and ana hunka hunka burning Randal?
oh , wowsers....
yea, egads ana all,....
Dy-No-Mite!
Don't tell, but I used to actually watch that show...
:)
spartacus, maybe next time I'll add some singing and dancing! All fueled by cheap hooch, of course.
bradda, that's not the kind of song I meant. I remember that video, how disturbing it was in all its suckitude.
okjimm, why do you hate asparagus? For its freedom?
diva, they need cocktails to wash down the tangy taste of human flesh.
stella, I did not know that. What I DO know, because I took my kids to see the Spongebob movie at the theatre, was that Motorhead redid one of their songs that was playing as Spongebob and Patrick walked into a seedy bar.
dusty, I am burning because we too have humidity. Almost makes me glad I'm currently at work. Almost. ;-) Enjoy the tunes!
utah, c'mon everyone! Egads! Sing it, motherfuckers!
okjimm, hey man, don't ask me to explain anything, I believe everyone is fucking nuts!
hill, I think we all did. Now, Chico and the Man, I can't remember watching that, but I'm sure I did because I remember the old dude that owned the garage or whatever the hell it was.
Egad is the singular, of course. It depends on how many egads you want to use.
Osama watching TV, LOL. Maybe Dumbya and Osama both watch MTV and they're dedicating songs to each other. "This goes out to my righthand man in a cave somewhere in Pakistan. Hey buddy, there's an election coming up and I'm counting on you."
A cocktail with asparagus -- I can't imagine what it would be, but if that drink ever caught on, imagine what the restrooms in bars would smell like.
Great post and some fascinating links! Who knew about the asparagus being able to grow on Mars, LOL!
David Addington is more Dick's dick. Unless he's gay, in which case he could be Dick's dick's dick.
Either way he's definitely a dick.
Egad! (inserted gratuitously, since it seems to be in fashion)
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