Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Party time! Excellent!

I said everybody sing. This means you, jailbird. Put down your chicken.
your two kinds of fruit.

Where didja hide the nukes?

Don't make us hide you.


Spartacus said...

Lemon chicken? Two kinds of fruit? Makes me want to wear a "jihadi chic keffiyeh" just to get in on the eats and comfortable accommodations.

American Hill BIlly said...

Ya gotta love "The Cabal", and their constant hunting of WMD's from countries that quit using the Dollar!! Maybe they should look at Israels 150+ illegal nuclear ICBM's; Oh my mistake Rocket Scientist/Nobel Peace Prize/ Jimmy Carter obviously is becoming confused and forgetful; I think he meant Iran!!

Peace and Freedom

Hill said...

No quarter. No mercy.


DivaJood said...

Oh, goody, we give 'em two kinds of fruit and prayer rugs and oil. Is that before or after we water-board 'em?

okjimm said...

The US Military might be on to something, here. Perhaps we should use their techniques on delinquent library borrowers.....make them bring back those books....or else!

Je ne regrette rien said...

no torture in Guantanamo, eh Duncan? ha. I read that Red Cross article yesterday RG. When you have to hide from the RC you may as well join ranks with the Argentinians and other despots. Oh that's right, we already HAVE our own Desaparecidos, don't we?

Unconventional Conventionist said...

What you don't know is that it's rubber chicken and wax fruit. Yum.

Randal Graves said...

spartacus, I knew it. You're in league with Al-Qaeda #3, Rachael Ray.

AHB, but Israel is our friend, so whatever they do is cool. Kind of like Saudi Arabia and Uzbekistan. Boy, we sure do have some swell friends.

hill, oh, if only that would be the case. Instead, we'll be seeing these fuckers hawking their heavily truth-redacted, ghost-written books.

diva, have you already forgotten? Simple fraternity hijinks.

okjimm, "Yeah, they're late. How much do I owe?"

"Three hours in the torture chamber!"

JNNR, there will be no anti-American propaganda on this blog. They want to kill your family and put food on them!

UC, they make them eat American fast food?

Tom Harper said...

What a lovely group. We need more cleancut groups like this, to sing decent sterile versions of those awful rap and metal songs. It just gives me chills to hear their a capella version of Slipknot's "People = Shit."

DivaJood said...

RG, I was never in a Sorority so I forget those little frat party games. So sorry.

PoliShifter said...

I remember when America was proud to uphold the Geneva Conventions. We didn't treat POWS the way they treated ours.

I remember when America was against torture or cruel and unusual punishment.

I remember learning about George Washington who forbid the torturing of British troops even though British troops routinely tortured American Revolutionary troops. We were better than that.

Not any more.

Randal Graves said...

tom, I'm having a very hard time wrapping my mind around that concept. A capella Slipknot. Gorgoroth on banjos!

diva, oh it's just boys being boys so don't worry your pretty little head about it. Love, Uncle Sam.

poli, it truly is amazing what has happened in the last eight years, how so many Americans have an out-of-sight, out-of-mind about the whole thing. And that's not even taking into account the Congressional jokers.

Distributorcap said...

dontcha wish it was the 50s again

DivaJood said...

Whew. Glad that's cleared up.

American Hill BIlly said...


I don't know if ya' heard, or not the US is pulling out of not only the UN Human Rights Council, but basically the Geneva Convention. I got those darn articles somewhere on a post. "The Idiot In Chief" said that since The UN Human Rights Council is being unfair about the Israeli Govt. committing GENOCIDE against the Palestinian people, and the fact that the UN is out right "picking" on Israel; they have no need for such organizations, or conventions!!!!

Peace and Freedom...what's left

Anita said...

but what do the vegetarians get to eat? NOT lemon chicken i hope!!!

susan said...

I'm surprised they didn't have a video clip of Shrub delivering those delicious (non vegetarian) dinners.

Dusty said...

Sweet fucking Jesus in a speedo..hiding detainees from the friggin Red Cross?

Idi Amin and George Bush..two fucking peas in a pod.

As a cop said to me once when I mouthed off one time too many..someone is going to jail if I got anything to say about it. If only saying it would make it so for BushCo and his bullies.

pissed off patricia said...

These past seven and a half years have been fucking mind numbing. Nothing surprises me. Nothing shocks me. I've reached a new level of hate though.

dguzman said...

Oh man, do they do any NIN covers?

La Belette Rouge said...

Two types of fruit is just ripe with humour and yet I have got nothing. I guess we can take some comfort in knowing that the prisoners are getting plenty of fiber.

Randal Graves said...

dcap, with no cable? Tough call.

diva, we aim to please ourselves!

anita, lemon lettuce?

susan, he's too important. Unless it's plastic turkey.

dusty, we could all try. Everyone, start saying it! "There's no place like jail, there's no place like jail..."

POP, me either. No matter what's revealed, it isn't shocking at all. And that's fucking sad.

dguzman, Bush has a head like a hole.

LBR, even illegally detained prisoners hate when they aren't regular.

Utah Savage said...

Well, I sure got up late. You've all probably gone home now.

This might be a good time to immigrate--I think Bush has a September ssurprise. makes me stutter just to think of it.

Dr. Zaius said...

Quit complaining. It's not like they broke the law or anything! :o)