Monday, June 16, 2008

Star Trek: The Old Generation

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Oops, wrong TV show.

"Number one, warp factor nine. Engage."

"I'm not Riker."

Still on vacation, chicks and dudes and I'm afraid that if I stop to peruse your wonder-working, reminiscent-of-fable blogs, my lounging about the house important work will never get finished. But isn't that why The Flying Spaghetti Monster created employment?


FranIAm said...

Do I know you?

pissed off patricia said...

We shall be dining on the flying spaghetti monster this week. We'll go hunting and gathering at the market for the some additional ingredients after we track his slippery ass down and grab him. A side of garlic bread and a tossed salad will be by his side on our table.

DivaJood said...

Beam him up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life in that campaign.

La Belette Rouge said...

Really? Is that him? Is that Riker? Has Jean Luc Picard grown hair? I am confused. You need to come back from vacation soon and clarify.

Unconventional Conventionist said...

In reference to the campaign's Mark VII "Spinning WHeel"

"Make its sew #1"

Tom Harper said...

"Oh shit, the men's room is occupied! Ugh, I can't hold it! Oh God, AAAAAGGGHHH!!!!"

Tengrain said...

The airlines have really lowered their standards on flight attendants.



okjimm said...

"Excuse me...I think I am lost. Is this my flight to Hanoi?"

Liberality said...

"Let me see, uh where was I? I know I had a really important point to make but at the moment it escapes me, hmmm..."

Beach Bum said...

Set phasers to kill.

Distributorcap said...

maybe there is a tape of uhura yelling "whitey" at kirk

American Hill BIlly said...

Be careful people; I hear that the ole' fart.....when he isn't crapping his pants; has a temper from hell. Oh well, if he wins that's where he'll be taking all of us!! Whoever made the Hanoi joke look out, and Tom making fun of his depends; my god what he'll be doing to you

Peace and Freedom

susan said...

We need some wings on this plane NOW!

Spartacus said...

So, are you enjoying your time on the holo-deck? Give my kepr-plahs to Worf.

Randal Graves said...

fran, no, the real, hardworking, ethical Randal has been kidnapped, replaced with this vulgar slacker.

POP, make sure you have the right sauce. It really brings out the flavor.

diva, heh heh, that's the truth.

LBR, think of it as a rip in the space-time continuum. All they have to do is reroute power to electro-gizmo and they'll save McCain's campaign.

UC, boo! hiss! hiss!

tom, he must've forgotten his Depends!

tengrain, "there are peanuts in my glass. I asked for a whiskey!"

okjimm, holy shit, you finally entered the land of the blog.

liberality, you forgot the 'my friends.'

beach bum, I don't know, stun might be better. Then we can toss him and his cronies on some planet inhabited by lunatic aliens.

dcap, hahahahahaha!

AHB, "Iran on line two. They're saying hello, Mr. President."
"Bomb the fuck outta them!"

susan, you know, McCain reminds me a tiny bit of Lloyd Bridges' character in Airplane!

spartacus, as long as Lt. Barclay doesn't fuck things up, we'll be alright.

Dusty said...

Bless you Randal for my serving of morning snark. I salute you!

Anita said...

randal, you crack me up.

and yeah, get the hell back on the holodeck ... !!!

vacations only come once in a lifetime (for me at least).

Mauigirl said...

Sure looks like Riker to me!

Very good!

Glad you're enjoying your vacation!