Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Hump(ty) Dump(ty)

Clever, huh. Though not too clever, I suppose, given that nothing worthy of public consumption fell out. You can peruse my scintillating memoirs after they're posthumously published.

In the meantime, take a gander at this discreetly-filmed and politically explosive footage from yesterday's Judiciary Committee hearing. Not for children under 18.

"Oh, yeah, that's it baby, work it."

"That's right, Orrin, not a single shot of little boys."
"Someone better break the news to poor Lindsey."

"No, you can't borrow my camera, asshole."


Nunly said...

I'm glad I came over here today because I missed the entire hearing. I only need the highlights...and here they are!

And that first picture...Humpty Dumpty??? Groan. ;-)

Dusty said...

I want a drink already and it's only 10am..Its the fault of the clueless rethugs..they keep bringing up useless shit.

Judge Sotomayor has the patience of a saint with those fucktards.

La Belette Rouge said...

I cannot believe Al Franken in the middle of that old man sandwich.

Randal Graves said...

nunly, never waste precious time watching that wankery when I can whittle down such boring complexities into a shiny package with satin ribbons.

dusty, I'd have more respect for her if she flew over the table and nunchuked 'em in the noggin, but I'm preternaturally full of hatred.

LBR, just think, someday, we'll be able to say "I cannot believe artificial intelligence in between no intelligence."

Ricky Shambles said...

You know the most interesting image you posted was the first one. Though Pit-pickin' Franken gets honorable mention. I feel the sudden urge for C-SPAN. And deodorant.

S.W. anderson said...

Easy for you to make fun, RG, but as that first photo shows, some poor slob had a really bad day at the office. Imagine having to call your boss and explain why you're running a little late after something like that.

Your capsule presentation of the Sotomayor hearing spares the politically averse lots of longwidedness and tedious details. Plus, it keeps them up to date on senatorial snapshooting and schmoozing. It's where the major media are heading, with you leading the way.

Best of all, no cockamamie sports digressions. Well done, Randal! :)

sunshine said...

I liked it when the one dude said to her...Unless you have a complete meltdown, you're going to be sworn in.
Oooooo... I'd so have a complete meltdown. Right after I was sworn in. :) Of course, fat people like me are like that. Sigh......... I'll assume you said I'm not fat. :)

Be warned. Pms is kicking my butt hard for some reason this month. It could be a long day or two.


Übermilf said...

That stupid confirmation story interrupted the important news about the 5000 lb shark on Long Island

Hill said...



Beach Bum said...

"Someone better break the news to poor Lindsey."

You mean someone out of South Carolina knows about Lindsey? Thank God I was about to bust a gut keeping quite.

Tom Harper said...

After seeing that 3rd picture, for some odd reason I'm hearing Paul Anka singing "Put Your Head On My Shoulder."

susan said...

I'm sooo glad I don't watch tv or read the paper since I can come over here to get all the news I'm prepared to handle. Thanks for keeping me informed.

Christopher said...


This is the only place to watch the Senate Judiciary hearings on the confirmation of Sonia Sotomayor.

I see Miss Lindsey Graham is up to her own bullying tactics again this morning. What a dumbass.

Randal Graves said...

ricky, I put 'dump truck' in The Google, and that was the first image. Serendipity, man.

SWA, facts get in the way of a good, tawdry tale, no?

As for your smarmy comment, normally I'd reply with one of my own announcing an impending sports rant, but given that the Clowns haven't started training camp and the Indians continue to perfect new ways of blowing multiple-run leads, why bother.

sunshine, did I not comment that I will not be lured into such an obvious entrapment as your spousal unit? No, you're not fat. ;-)

übermilf, do you know any mad scienticians that can revive the shark and turn it into a land-based killing machine let loose on an unsuspecting Capitol Hill?

hill, we don't know whether this particular self-loather is actually from the Mark Foley School of Charm or merely a proponent of consenting adult relationships, but I subscribe to poetic license.

BB, don't tell me that he's hiking the Appalachian trail, too!

tom, even with the angry finger pointing? I always had Paul Anka pegged as a mellow dude.

susan, I hear that today is the last day. I won't be watching it either, but hopefully some intrepid AP camera dude/chick will post some funky shots on the internets.

christopher, he might have to carry a double load today if Sessions doesn't get back in time. I hear it's the Grand Wizard's birthday.

Spartacus said...

Could it be you've discovered an exception to the "Hate the game, not the playa" rule?

Distributorcap said...

i think orrin and jeff were separated at birth - or cloning

Dr. Zaius said...

As seen on FOX News.