Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Near beer













"Yes, we are derailing the public option, but in exchange, one lucky winner gets an all-expense paid trip to the White House for a beer with yours truly."

20 comments:

Christopher said...

President Obama is waffling on repealing DADT and DOMA as promised in the campaign, he said 100% of the troops would be out of Iraq by Aug. 2010, now it sometime 2011, he can't even stand up for his good friend, Professor Louis Gates against a racist Cambridge cop, so can we realistically expect him to stand up to the AMA and the insurance industry and deliver single-payer healthcare for the American people?

I don't think so.

okjimm said...

"Once and for all.... I was born on Krypton... so get that green shiny shit out of my face!"

sunshine said...

"I think that guy just gave me the finger!"..
Sorry! Told you I'm terrible at these. :)
((Hugs))
Laura

Randal Graves said...

christopher, whaddya expect from a man who drinks Budweiser.

okjimm, I'd be less worried about the kryptonite than the glare from Dodd's plastic helmet.

sunshine, it's a Canadian thing, you guys aren't vulgar enough. ;-)

Tom Harper said...

Obama: "Listen up, Dodd, next time I really WILL poke your eye out!"

S.W. anderson said...

I think if Obama goes along with derailing public option insurance, fails to end DADT and leaves us with 50,000 troops posted in Iraq indefinitely, no amount of beer is going to be enough to keep Democrats from taking a beating in 2010, and Obama putting his chance of re-election in '04 in extreme jeopardy.

Übermilf said...

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

Holte Ender said...

"The next person who calls Dodd a gray haired, shiny cheeked bastard, answers to me"

Beach Bum said...

"In these scary and uncertain times where reality and truth are subject to the self imposed fears of shallow and selfish people and where bloviated demagogues twist and turn these weaknesses to their own advantage we all must reach down into the deep reaches of our souls and proclaim the self-evident truth time and time again that Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot."

La Belette Rouge said...

Nothing. I got nothing. I do think that Chris Dodd might benefit from entering my contest for the Face Firming Activator.

Freida Bee, MD said...

In an amazing show of compassion, Obama addressed a crowd rallying for health care reform saying, "I know life's a bummer baby, but that's got precious little to do with me."

okjimm said...

Freida---- HA!

Holte Ender said...

"Somebody tell Dodd he won the staring contest."

Dr. Zaius said...

Oh, poop.

Randal Graves said...

tom, "you'll poke your eye out, kid."

SWA, agreed, but c'mon, wouldn't you be at least a little bit scared of a virtually powerless minority comprised solely of grade A lunatics and sellout press corps' nasty words? Shudder!

übermilf, then YOU come up with a better caption, dammit.

holte, I thought the nose is supposed to redden with too much adult beverage.

BB, if Obama ever said that in public about the pill-popping pederast, I'd buy him a Budweiser.

LBR, you might be right. You should email his DC office right away.

FB, you're my hero.

okjimm, you're not, because where are the donuts, man?

holte, part two, someone forgot to wind him up.

dr. zaius, start flinging!

Holte Ender said...

"From 1pm today Dodd is going to be President"

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

I just know in my heart of hearts that The Carebear is going to have Coors at his little boozer. "Take that, you freakin' queers!"

Regards,

Tengrain

mandt said...

All three are bringing beer nuts, I assume?

Ricky Shambles said...

"I said sit the fuck down. Then you can drink your PBR."

fairlane said...

He drinks Bud?

What a cunt.