Friday, August 13, 2010

Earplugs, earplugs, my kingdom for earplugs!

I'M SORRY THAT I'M SHOUTING BUT CONSTRUCTION TYPES ARE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF STUFF EXTREMELY NEAR TO HERE INSIDE THE LIBRARY DURING SUMMER SEMESTER FINALS WEEK GOOD DECISION MAKING YOU CAMPUS TOOLS.

Ah, respite, quiet as a library Masterpiece Theatre, or a church.
















This is beautiful, what is this, velvet?


No, no, as a staunch supporter of Cthulhu, I care little for the spate of parish closings, mergers & reopenings, but in light of yesterday's post, gather around ye this small chuckle:










Strange women lying in ponds need somewhere to distribute their swords.

19 comments:

sunshine said...

The woman needs to leave *gasp* 20 minutes earlier to get to church now!!!????
Even the churches are going to hell it seems. ;p

I hope construction finishes soon for you ...
For all of us actually because I'm sure you'll just keep bitching about it as long as it continues.
:D

((Hugs))
Laura

Lisa said...

You funny, funny man. Next thing you know, they'll want to bus them all to the mosque at Ground Zero as some kind of diversity training.

BDR said...

Look, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some
moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!

Liberality said...

Who was the genius that decided to do construction in or by the library during finals week? How can you even blog with all that racket going on? :D

susan said...

I'm sure Morgan la Fay would be amused with this turn of events.

Randal Graves said...

sunshine, they've always been going to hell, they simply didn't know it.

Like I wouldn't find something else to bitch about. C'mon.

lisa, I just wish the damn thing was ON ground zero. I'm a big proponent of spontaneous combustion.

BDR, bloody peasant!

liberality, the same geniuses that have dictated various installations and removals be done during other finals weeks.

It has since stopped, so now I can properly slack, thank you for your concern.

Randal Graves said...

susan, I wonder if there's a church of the green man 'round these parts. We still have a couple of trees left.

La Belette Rouge said...

The tough part about the pagan church is that the mysts of mystery make it really hard to find parking.

Susan Tiner said...

Velvet! So funny.

Demeur said...

But Randal what will the priests do? With mergers there'll be such a shortage of alterboys.

David Barber said...

That's what you get for religiously going to mass week in week out. If god existed he's have brought the church to the old lady. ;-)

Nice to see you've got a photo of a fully clothed old biddy this time Randal, and not some half dressed old hag giving the finger!

Praise the Lord, and have a great weekend.

Christopher said...

Hide the 12 year old boys!

Don't let them in without an escort of armed guards and a locked, medal chastity belt.

S.W. Anderson said...

Sorry about the din, Randal, but even in times of stress the Caps Lock key is your friend. And ours.

I guess the merger's OK. Just so it wasn't consummated with the Big Box Assembly of Discount Salvation.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

You should take communion at Ray's Famous. "Eat for this is my body," and the whole idea of transubstantiation will take on a whole new reality for parishioners there.

Regards,

Tengrain

Frogette said...

Dude you're in a library...can't you just forcibly "shush" them? :-)

Beach Bum said...

...recently completed the process of closing 50 churches through mergers or outright shutdowns -- called suppressions -- since last year.

No one understands that Wal-Mart will buy them all out before long. It will be peachy keen neat to be able to buy your hardware needs,clothes, milk and bread, then pray and hear a sermon all at one place.
God bless Corporate America.

Demeur said...

I like it BB "All hail low prices!". " Father forgive me because I bought at Target".

Tom Harper said...

SORRY ABOUT ALL THE CONSTRUCTION NOISE.

I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

Dr. Zaius said...

Pond or not, strange women are my favorite!