Thursday, August 19, 2010

Ho-hum.



I had pondered penning a wondrous proposition proving the complex perfidy that proudly preens past, pressed hungrily against the patriotic potboiler whose purloined pseudonym is the pernicious Victory!®

but

since everyone knows insistent Iranian influence shall illuminate Iraq with such incandescence as to incinerate our irises, thus further inculcating an insidious incomprehension of inexorable intensity,

we are left with

naught but an endless gnawing of bloodstained grout found glissando on the greasy ground of our own greatest generational grotesquerie, the gurgling groan of greedy gullets its grimy elegy. Whatever, let's

rock and roll.

22 comments:

Liberality said...

Greedy is as greedy does my momma always says. I'd rather rock-n-roll.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Rock and roll? - I still prefer wife-swapping bug eaters who think they can dance

Eat at Ray's!

Regards,

Tengrain

Randal Graves said...

liberality, but it's good!

tengrain, bonne chance air guitaring to that, bub.

Sherry Peyton said...

Wow, Tengrain was right, P I G, you are a swine!

And I was sure from the title that you were gonna talk about meditation. HO on the in breath, HUM on the out. NO?

David Barber said...

I understood rock n roll, but what's with all the words beginning with 'g'?

You are the king of cryptic, Randal. I just wish I was educated enough to understand your posts.....OR, could that be uneducated, I don't know. I just don't know!

:-)

BDR said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJXYpDdKn-c

Demeur said...

So I see the new thesaurus has arrived.

Randal Graves said...

sherry, meditation gets in the way of the angry.

david, great googlymoogly!

BDR, I need to give those guys more than a passing listen.

demeur, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.

Lisa said...

Alliterate again, why dontcha?

David Barber said...

Randal.....I can be ferocious! That must explain your posts....I never understand the kids shows either, Maggie & The Ferocious Beast, Dora, etc, etc...they're all written under the influence. :-)

Candace said...

Great gobs of glittering goatshit, Randal, I'm baaaaaack! Bailed on my last blog by burning out, but just began a brand new blog because, by god, a bitch gotta blurt bellicose brainfarts before she blows up, y'know? (I knew you did)

Tom Harper said...

Your acerbic assumptuous accountings of the absurdities and asininities of advancing...

Sorry, that's all the alliterating I can do in one sitting.

okjimm said...

//I had pondered penning a wondrous proposition proving the complex perfidy that proudly preens past, pressed hungrily against the patriotic potboiler whose purloined pseudonym is the pernicious//

ya know.... that made me pee.

Tim said...

thuferen theuckitash speak english Man.;)

susan said...

There's something in the way you phrased this piece that stresses the terrifying prospect to which you aver.. and why did Erik Prince move to Abu Dhabi this week?

MRMacrum said...

So the Hummers are leaving. What are the Ho's gonna do now?

MRMacrum said...

BTW - Nice music choice.

Randal Graves said...

lisa, did you just call me illiterate? Blame the American edumacation system, not me.

david, maggie and the ferocious beast? That some kind of weirdo Brit porn?

candace, blimey, barmies 're buggered!

tom, try standing up.

okjimm, it's all that beer.

tim, I think the dums should run Foghorn Leghorn in 2012.

susan, his spokesman said he was tired of America. Aren't we all.

mrmacrum, as you well know, pimping is quite difficult.

Dr. Zaius said...

My thesaurus shudders at your awesome usage of impressive words.

Beach Bum said...

...insistent Iranian influence shall illuminate Iraq...

Nuke them all and let God sort them out. Be sure to drop Bush and Cheney off first so they can be in the middle of the show.

Snave said...

Breaching Bush's brain by bombastic blow-ups, doubling-down, doing Dick's direct demise? Interesting imagery!

Not just a good musical choice, but a great one! 8-)

Madam Z said...

Randall, you are a rare, raucous reporter.

I tried alliterating with the letter "Z." It was a very short post.