I had pondered penning a wondrous proposition proving the complex perfidy that proudly preens past, pressed hungrily against the patriotic potboiler whose purloined pseudonym is the pernicious Victory!®
but
since everyone knows insistent Iranian influence shall illuminate Iraq with such incandescence as to incinerate our irises, thus further inculcating an insidious incomprehension of inexorable intensity,
we are left with
naught but an endless gnawing of bloodstained grout found glissando on the greasy ground of our own greatest generational grotesquerie, the gurgling groan of greedy gullets its grimy elegy. Whatever, let's
rock and roll.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Ho-hum.
Posted by Randal Graves at 10:08 AM
Labels: iran, iraq, music, theatre of the absurd
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22 comments:
Greedy is as greedy does my momma always says. I'd rather rock-n-roll.
Graves, you swine!
Rock and roll? - I still prefer wife-swapping bug eaters who think they can dance
Eat at Ray's!
Regards,
Tengrain
liberality, but it's good!
tengrain, bonne chance air guitaring to that, bub.
Wow, Tengrain was right, P I G, you are a swine!
And I was sure from the title that you were gonna talk about meditation. HO on the in breath, HUM on the out. NO?
I understood rock n roll, but what's with all the words beginning with 'g'?
You are the king of cryptic, Randal. I just wish I was educated enough to understand your posts.....OR, could that be uneducated, I don't know. I just don't know!
:-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJXYpDdKn-c
So I see the new thesaurus has arrived.
sherry, meditation gets in the way of the angry.
david, great googlymoogly!
BDR, I need to give those guys more than a passing listen.
demeur, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.
Alliterate again, why dontcha?
Randal.....I can be ferocious! That must explain your posts....I never understand the kids shows either, Maggie & The Ferocious Beast, Dora, etc, etc...they're all written under the influence. :-)
Great gobs of glittering goatshit, Randal, I'm baaaaaack! Bailed on my last blog by burning out, but just began a brand new blog because, by god, a bitch gotta blurt bellicose brainfarts before she blows up, y'know? (I knew you did)
Your acerbic assumptuous accountings of the absurdities and asininities of advancing...
Sorry, that's all the alliterating I can do in one sitting.
//I had pondered penning a wondrous proposition proving the complex perfidy that proudly preens past, pressed hungrily against the patriotic potboiler whose purloined pseudonym is the pernicious//
ya know.... that made me pee.
thuferen theuckitash speak english Man.;)
There's something in the way you phrased this piece that stresses the terrifying prospect to which you aver.. and why did Erik Prince move to Abu Dhabi this week?
So the Hummers are leaving. What are the Ho's gonna do now?
BTW - Nice music choice.
lisa, did you just call me illiterate? Blame the American edumacation system, not me.
david, maggie and the ferocious beast? That some kind of weirdo Brit porn?
candace, blimey, barmies 're buggered!
tom, try standing up.
okjimm, it's all that beer.
tim, I think the dums should run Foghorn Leghorn in 2012.
susan, his spokesman said he was tired of America. Aren't we all.
mrmacrum, as you well know, pimping is quite difficult.
My thesaurus shudders at your awesome usage of impressive words.
...insistent Iranian influence shall illuminate Iraq...
Nuke them all and let God sort them out. Be sure to drop Bush and Cheney off first so they can be in the middle of the show.
Breaching Bush's brain by bombastic blow-ups, doubling-down, doing Dick's direct demise? Interesting imagery!
Not just a good musical choice, but a great one! 8-)
Randall, you are a rare, raucous reporter.
I tried alliterating with the letter "Z." It was a very short post.
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