Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Two great tastes that go awful together

Thinking of stuff, was in the mood, but then I came across the below & had to static kill the gushing post that never did quite gush. You can thank the mud for sparing you yet another batch of incoherent cookies.

At least until the inevitable crack & you're drowning in oatmeal raisin, a generic, bland house brand with sharp, stale oat flakes & unknown objects disguised as fruit, a fitting metaphor for this blog.

And now for something completely different.

Don't scoff, he's lucky he wasn't killed:


Demeur said...

But how can you rile the masses and steal their money if you don't look like the victim?

Tom Harper said...

Ahadinejad was hit by a cracker? Dang it, I told Jim Bob not to go over there.

sunshine said...

Haha! That is hilarious.
Hit by a cracker... hehehehe. :P


Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Everything tastes good if it sits on a Ritz.
(Maybe I should suggest that motto for Ray's All You Can Eat Early Bird Special?)



Randal Graves said...

demeur, but using a cracker? That's akin to begging for suicide.

tom, c'mon, you know Jim Bob's goal in life was to learn more about the Shiites.

sunshine, getting hit by a cracker is something we all best avoid.

tengrain, a fine idea, but Famous Ray's has a sweetheart deal with Triscuit.

Susan Tiner said...

Somehow it's fitting that I'm-a-dinner-jacket got hit by a cracker.

La Belette Rouge said...

I was getting hungry until I saw the cracker about to belly dive into the mud. Thanks.

Beach Bum said...

I'm hitting you with copyright infringement, my family photos are off limits!

Truth be told Ahmadinejad talked trash about Paul the Octopus the other day, when I first heard about this I my first thought was that the cephalopod had gone jihad on his ass.

Tim said...

All this talk of Crackers, I'm turning you all in to the first Tea bagger I see. Their looking for volunteers.

Lisa said...

Hey, my neighbor has that shirt!

Liberality said...

That last picture is just gross.

susan said...

Did somebody tell that guy there's an opened package of Twinkies in the bottom of that pool?

Randal Graves said...

I can't believe not a one of you gave a thumbs up to the Brel. More death metal it is, ungrateful ingrates.

susan, we have such a surplus of crackers, I'm thinking we should use them in lieu of expensive gadgets from Lockheed.

LBR, you should know by now that I sometimes toss up crazy crap. I have no sympathy.

BB, do you think Paul is behind this assault?

tim, gasp! Just for that, I'm telling them that you're pro-homersexual marriage. See how long you last, buddy.

lisa, given where you live, I honestly don't know whether that's snark or not.

liberality, that's very elitist of you, American-hating hippie.

susan, when there's no gravy for your biscuits, mud will do the trick.

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Dr. Zaius said...

What an annoying French video! At least you manage to include a picture of a fat man wearing the flag of a traitor.