Thinking of stuff, was in the mood, but then I came across the below & had to static kill the gushing post that never did quite gush. You can thank the mud for sparing you yet another batch of incoherent cookies.
At least until the inevitable crack & you're drowning in oatmeal raisin, a generic, bland house brand with sharp, stale oat flakes & unknown objects disguised as fruit, a fitting metaphor for this blog.
And now for something completely different.
Don't scoff, he's lucky he wasn't killed: