I shush because I care.
"This coffee's bitter."
C'est vrai. If I want bitter, I'll go home and talk to my wife.
Badabing, that's the end of this life. Let me make this
perfectly Nixonian, incoming freshman class:
you are the victim of deception, of agitprop.
The library does not guarantee free textbooks for all.
Free textbooks for all the library does not guarantee.
The bookstore guarantees textbooks for thee,
gold coin or pound of flesh, gallows or the axe,
death by desperate, knotted stomach, winded pipe
or bleeding through merry halls til thou expire.
Wars & security states ain't cheap, bub
but they sure is rub-a-dub-funny.
Shush! or you won't hear the laughing.