Thursday, August 12, 2010

¡Escritura en las votaciones son el único camino a seguir!

Hang on sec.

Look people, move away from the new book shelf, can't you see I'm trying to sift through my pervert tumblr subscriptions? Sheesh.

Thanks. I'm back.

This is a joke. I say make the entire ballot Spanish alone. Because I care deeply about their sanity & thus, by extension, ours, it's in everyone's interest to keep wave after wave of crackers from carrying concealed Schlitz- & lard-saturated brain cell counts into polling places in lieu of their natural environments of the cubicle, workshop & couch. Whether 60%, 80% or 12% of the electorate vote in a given election, rest assured that the song shall indeed remain the same.


puddy said...

you undermine the power of the electorate? cynic!

Tim said...

It just goes to show, if it's not one thing it's another. Silly Brits, who do they think they are ...US

okjimm said...

Here Here! We should also have the ballots in Portuguese....never know how many Guese there are!

Randal Graves said...

puddy, no habla espagnol.

tim, I think it's high time we invade Chile.

okjimm, agreed. Guese will be guese!

S.W. Anderson said...

What's not so funny is that the U.K. and European lands of much of our heritage seem to be going toward healthier, more-vibrant democracies and greater egalitarianism with less class-stratified societies, while we're going the opposite way.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

When the crone says that "there is some lovely filth down here" I just finished reading the tag for Cleveland.

How did you time that?



susan said...

'I'm not dead yet'
'Now you are'
said Gibbs to the professional left.

Christopher said...

Maybe in a hundred years, the Brits will learn about the importance of daily brushing and flossing and having their teeth professionally cleaned every 6 months.

It's truly shocking to travel to London, or Manchester or Blackpool and see young men and women under the age of 21, and they have nasty, brown and black teeth.

Doesn't the NHS cover dental care?

Randal Graves said...

SWA, are you suggesting that the City on the Hill follows the lead of Old Europe?

tengrain, ancient Cuyahoga secret.

susan, violence against the moron class? Worth a shot, since speechifying is a miserable failure.

christopher, a world without the Big Book of British Smiles is a world not worth living in.

Beach Bum said...

I need a drink, somehow the world gets sillier everyday

Dr. Zaius said...

Don't worry, in 1,960 years you will no longer have a use for ballots or elections. ;o)