I pity the fools

"But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life."

"You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could've met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later. I'll go a little later.' And then when I got there, they told me he had just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he would ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again! I'm going into space right now!"