Um, what?

I thought April Fools' Day was in April.

Allan Houston retired because he had an arthritic knee. Allan Houston still has an arthritic knee. Allan Houston will have an arthritic knee in October.

Mr. Ten Year Guaranteed Contract, I understand and sympathize that you're limited in what moves you are able to make because the General Manager fucked up in shelling out ridiculous amounts of money to a talented, yet inconsistent wing player, a perimeter bigman who left his stroke behind in the Great White North and a loudmouth shooter who can't shoot, but this guy will make Scot Pollard look servicable. And he was at least quotable. Allan Houston is milquetoast. With, you know, the whole arthritic knee thing.