Thursday, August 16, 2007

I'm sorry, so sorry

Remorse, faux or not, is in the air....

Accused attacker of Wiesel apologizes in court.
Titans QB Young apologizes for missing curfew.
Bills DE Hargrove apologizes for violating substance abuse policy.
Denmark apologizes for Viking raids on Emerald Isle.
(Man, I need to reread the sagas. Good stuff. Sorry, Ireland.)

The best one of them all...
Papau New Guinea apologizes for eating Fiji missionaries.

And, lastly, the one we'll never see...
Republicans apologize for being wrong on everything.

So until that imaginary day, America remains mildly perturbed...

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