Is our military officials learning?

Iraq IS going swimmingly, Pentagon says.
My bank account DOES have millions of dollars, Randal says.
See how easy that is? You try it!

At the White House, officials argued that the GAO report, which was required by legislation President Bush signed last spring, was unrealistic because it assigned "pass or fail" grades to each benchmark, rather than assessing whether the Iraqis have made progress toward reaching the benchmark goals.

Hey, you fail the No Chicanery Left Behind standardized tests, you suffer the consequences.