Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy something!



Replace beer with wine
and thus no surprise.
Well, I don't burp
or make a single flick,
just waste paper
with a stroke of my Bic.


H/T to Mathman.

19 comments:

Unknown said...

Barney Gumbles of the world unite!

Dean Wormer said...

I'm Barney too.

BURP!

At least I beat Homer in the NASA common man into space contest.

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Randal Graves said...

mathman, I'll drink to that!

dean, ba da ba da ba domp-a-doo!

Freida Bee said...

I already asserted this before, that you were Barney. Surely, you've seen the one in which he gets sober. A dead ringer.

Randal Graves said...

Come now, my Simpsons avatar is much more handsome than Barney. Plus, I don't know how to fly a helicopter.

Freida Bee said...

Oh, I meant personality, not looks. Barney doesn't wear a backwards hat granted, but he's quite the charmer, sober, and didn't he speak French and write poetry?

My Inner French Girl said...

Ooo, good one! I took the same quiz and ended up as Professor Frink: You are an ambitious scientist. You are very intelligent, though you possess a number of nerd-like qualities. You also share many character traits with famed entertainer Jerry Lewis. You invent things, though these inventions do not often work in the way you intended.

Why does that not surprise me? Oh well, at least France likes Jerry Lewis. Thanks for the link!

Salut,
Marjorie (who should be working)

Randal Graves said...

FB, oui, c'est vrai que Barney parle français et écrit des poèmes en français aussi. Mais, la verité: je ne possède pas un chapeau.

Marjorie, Frink! oyven glaben! Let me know when you invent a flying motorcycle. ;-)

Anonymous said...

I'm partial to Barney, obviously.

The Cunning Runt said...

Hi, Barney here. Just stopped by to use yer bathroom. "Scuse me for a minute...

Blwrawlwlwwlwl...

Anonymous said...

I am Sideshow Bob. HHmmm, I do like the crazy red hair.

Randal Graves said...

dcup, 'cause we rule.

tcr, another member of the unstoppable legion of Barneys! We could take over the world if only we weren't plastered all the time.

colleen, and he's reformed now, so I don't fear you trying to murder us all.

Tom Harper said...

Damn, I think we're all Barneys on this bus.

Who Hijacked Our Country

Randal Graves said...

With everything that's been going on, can you blame us for indulging in the spirits now and then?

My Inner French Girl said...

Randal, of course my husband had to take the quiz. (He's the real Simpsons fan in our house.) Much to his dismay, his results indicated that he is The Comic Book Guy. He's seriously re-thinking his entire life philosophy.

Salut,
Marjorie

Randal Graves said...

Worst. Philosophy. Ever.

Is he going to start buying comic books and open up his own shop? :)

My Inner French Girl said...

B. thinks that he sounds more like Barney.

He also says that he will buy your comic book collection, but only if they're wrapped in PVC-free, archival quality plastic.

And oh, he loves Edna Crabapple until the day he dies. Ahhhh, the one that got away.

Salut,
Marjorie

Randal Graves said...

Complete with cardboard stock and everything. Ah, Edna. "Ha!"