Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Dancing With the President












"Stop! In the name of -- Joshie, wake up!"

"I'm sorry, sir. I thought we were doing Walk Like An Egyptian."

22 comments:

Dean Wormer said...

Ha!

He looks like that little "Sieg Heil" monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

(I have Indiana Jones on the brain.)

okjimm said...

"Sorry, can't talk right now. I have to go to Cleveland and kick some asshole-blogger's butt. We can chat when I get back from Pennsylvannia."

La Belette Rouge said...

Say what you will about Bush, he is a man with the gift of dance. I think there is a future for him on Dancing wit the Stars.;-)

Mary Ellen said...

Dammit, randal! I came over here this morning and read this post and just as I was about to write a comment I realized it was my daughter's birthday and I called her and talked to her and my granddaughter and then my son came home and I talked to him and then I was hungry and ate some breakfast and then I realized that I forgot to have a cup of coffee which explained the headache I was getting so I made a pot of coffee and drank it really really fast because there are caffeine deprived children in Africa that would love to have that coffee and I couldn't let it go to waste and then my dog was looking so cute so I brought her for a walk and then I decided that the dog walk was fine but what I really wanted to do was go for a run so I ran 4 miles which was one mile short of my goal so I worked out on my elliptical machine and then I realized the battery was out on the little display thingie that tells you how many calories I burned and now I have to go to the store to get AAA batteries and that means I can't spend any more time on this blog.

...and the whole time I can't get that fucking "Walk Like An Egyptian" song out of my head.

Did I drive you crazy with that comment? Cuz that was my intention. :-)

I think I need to start a new blog....or maybe drink another pot of coffee.

Utah Savage said...

Well, I was going to say something smartassed, but after reading mary ellen's great piece there is nothing left to say. I need a pot of coffee.

Randal Graves said...

dean, hey, you're right, he does! It's going to be a goddamn madhouse at the theatre this weekend. I might call in sick next week and see it then. So no spoilers on your blog, dammit!

okjimm, please, like Bush can find Cleveland on a map.

LBR, he's already made one appearance on a TV show, why not on the one where he can showcase the one skill he possesses? (is being an amoral asshole a 'skill'?) ;-)

ME, you have no idea how jealous I am of you having produced that colossal, nearly never-ending sentence.

So, I wasn't crazy before? Thanks! ;-)

Yes, start a new blog, dammit!

utah, exactly, how does one follow that? Crush those beans and drink up!

DivaJood said...

Sigh. ME has really won the comment of the year award.

okjimm said...

yuppers.....Nunly fogot to stop at "Punctuation-R-Us". ;)

Angie said...

I wonder who's all left on his dance card these days.

Randal Graves said...

divajood, if I was a rich man, I'd send her a cake, but since I'm not, she wins nothing!

okjimm, I think you fogot something too. ;-)

angie, good question. Does Jimmy Jeff Guckert Gannon still go to the White House for sleepovers?

Mauigirl said...

Great caption, Randal!

And ME, I got out of breath just reading that long sentence!

okjimm said...

//okjimm, I think you fogot something too//

gees,,,,wouldn't be a normal day if I didn't forget a thing or three... "fogot" hhhhmmmmm ;)

pissed off patricia said...

I don't care if he cha-chas all the way to Crawford, just so he leaves and never returns.

Dr. Zaius said...

Stop in the name of oil cartels, more like.

DivaJood said...

RG, if I'd known cake was involved, I might have been inventive.

Unconventional Conventionist said...

Coffee, Cake, neverendingrunonsenteces and dancing. Life is good!

Randal Graves said...

mauigirl, I think I'm still reading it.

okjimm, "Mr. Hutz, do you know you're not wearing any pants?"

POP, I hear Paraguay is lovely this time of year.

dr. zaius, um, what are oil cartels but love, just in the form of a viscous fluid?

divajood, speaking of cake...hey, POP, it's birthday time!

UC, just don't look out your window!

F.O.T. said...

"Stop, in the name of love...before you break my heart..."

okjimm said...

Hey....I just looked it up....fogot is a good word....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fogot

...sorry I couldn't make a link. I only make links with hash browns and eggs. Whole Wheat and apple butter. Coffee and a small oj. (boy&shit....I'm hungry)

dguzman said...

"Hold it raht there--I don't talk to no poor people!"

Betty C. said...

I love it!

Just listening to "Doctor my eyes" at the same time...it seems appropriate.

Distributorcap said...

i wish he would be entombed like an egyptian