Thursday, May 8, 2008

The Wizard

Evil power disappears
Demons worry when the wizard is near
He turns tears into joy
Everyone's happy when the wizard walks by

Almost everyone.


okjimm said...

Good thing he did not turn water into wine! Jesus Christ! Then he really would have been in trouble!!!!! I gotta go walk across the lake and get to work. Later.

Distributorcap said...

and i came here looking for a basketball post

fairlane said...

Finally, finally, we actually agree on music.

Black Sabbath is the stuff baby!

Cathartic comes to mind.

La Belette Rouge said...

Well, the good news is that teacher can get a job at Hogwart's. Advanced Toothpick Disappearing 101.

Dean Wormer said...

Holy crap! Who was the kid that complained? Ralph Wiggum?

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, I know Jesus and you sir, are no Jesus.

dcap, will a hockey post make a suitable substitute?

fairlane, Sabbath, along with Motorhead, is one of those heavy bands that punkers and metalheads can both agree on. Unless they're assclowns. That was cathartic to say.

LBR, I sure hope they find that missing shipment of toothpicks. Then our long national nightmare will be over. Well, after we burn all the witches at the stake.

dean, hi, Supernintendo Chalmers! It's funny, but then you realize it was taken seriously. We're going to party like it's 1399, I guess.

F.O.T. said...

It's early in the morning and I am frightened to push play. This afternoon, I shall.

However I am walking away from this post saying to myself, "I'm the whiz."

Swinebread said...

WTF! maybe we can bring back the witch burnings too

okjimm said...

..//I know Jesus..//??

Gees, not in the 'biblical sense' I would hope!

And, you have hurt my feelings! I will no longer bless you.

Randal Graves said...

fot, come now, everyone loves Sabbath. Whizz Kids is a great song. Everyone loves Hoople.

swinebread, shhh! They'll hear you!

okjimm, no, he did build my hotrod, though. No more blessings? Well, a curse upon thee, foul minion of Satan!

Liberality said...

is it something in the water that they drink? first, creationism and now wizardary! these people do know the difference between fiction and non-fiction right?

Randal Graves said...

Of course they do. Non-fiction is the Old Testament and Revelation, and fiction is everything else!

Anita said...

FANTASTIC video !!!

Randal Graves said...

All hail Sabbath!

Tom Harper said...

All right, let's hear it for Wizardry. Making toothpicks disappear -- Step One.

Today a toothpick; tomorrow Jesus disappears! Those Christians have a good reason to be paranoid. They're gonna be hunted down and neutralized by the Wizard. MWAAAHAAHAAHAA!