Friday, May 23, 2008

My Sweet Lord


















My friend and Real American Patriot® Tom helpfully pointed out the utter lack of righteous, Christian religious fervor in my last post. In fact, I willfully engaged *sniff* under the thrall of Lucifer himself *sob* in writing about a member of *gasp* the lesser sex!

Forgive me, O Master of Blinding Light and Church Organ Riffing, for only Manly Men of Manliness may have any say in anything.












"That's right, young Randal! My friends...zzzzzzzz....."

For my most holy of penances, I humbly offer to You this praise of Your greatness. Amen.

21 comments:

Mary Ellen said...

I see you've found religion, randal. All these "My Sweet Lord" and "Hail Mary" post titles are going to ruin your reputation.

Loved that clip, what movie was that from? Never saw it before...must have been in church or something.

Angie said...

That more than makes up for what the previous post was lacking. You have temporarily saved yourself. And on that note, enjoy an especially hedonistic weekend.

Dean Wormer said...

For some reason your video clip made me want to take a bath with a ferret.

DivaJood said...

Break-dancing news: I'm convinced that the real reason McCain renounced Hagee is because he has his eye on Hagee to be Secretary of State. And Ron Parsley to be his running mate.

But my real question is this: IF McCain is elected, will he sleep through his own State of the Union addresses?

La Belette Rouge said...

Tomorrow's post needs to be about the Holy Spirit, and you know I am talking about Jack Daniel's or your alcoholic beverage of choice..;-)

F.O.T. said...

Duuuuude. Is that supposed to be your gift to the great Beazulbub?

Did you find your rug?

Randal Graves said...

ME, I know, I better find something demonic and quick! It's from The Big Lebowski, which I highly recommend. Great flick!

angie, as long as it's only temporary. I suppose I should be wishing you an extra holy weekend.

dean, heh heh heh.

diva, that's quite the nightmare scenario. I would hope that McCain would sleep through his entire four year run, but it's too much to ask that his entire administration do the same.

LBR, I'll be at work, so I'd be tempted to do a drunken rant on something, but I can't afford to get fired. ;-)

fot, there was swearing in it, at least. But you're right. Next time, bloody violence and nudity!

okjimm said...

The Big Lebowski---- absolutely! It is big-time on me list. Right next to 'Time Bandits' and 'Fargo'



Yessirree Bob....this blog could use more nudity and violence.... (oh, never mind....there are hockey posts for violence and oodles of mental nudity...)

Je ne regrette rien said...
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Je ne regrette rien said...

having read the prerequisite number of Randal Graves comments, on other blogs, to pique my curiosity ... I have finally commenced reading your blog. I prepare to be entertained. (reposted as I suspected my first comment on your illustrious blog should at LEAST include the proper spelling of your name).

Tom Harper said...

Aw shucks, you did this for me? Hallelujah! It's a great feeling to be cleansed and have all your sins washed away. Praise The Lord!

Suzi Riot said...

I don't even believe in Jeebus!

Distributorcap said...

i guess because obama cant bowl he is only a half a manly man of manliness

Scarlet W. Blue said...

What do bowling balls taste like?

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, but we're dudes, we need visual evidence of nudity. Imagination is for emotional chicks!

JNRR, if blogging was a graded exercise, I would have to give you bonus points for proper spelling! Merci for stopping by, but I can't promise anything entertaining.

tom, amen, my brother in The Lord of Hagee who smites His enemies with much ridiculous speech!

suzi, but he believes in you!

dcap, which is why he is completely unfit to be President. If only he could make up for it by being swell at shuffleboard.

SWB, chicken!

Cavalor Epthith said...

The look on Buscemi's face at the end of that clip is priceless! You made a demon smile today, bloody well done.

And good site by the way.

okjimm said...

What do bowling balls taste like? Gees I guess that would depend on whether they were Swedish Bowling Balls or Italian Bowling Balls.

Randal Graves said...

CE, that's such a great flick. Thanks for the kind words.

okjimm, now I'm going to have a loop of the Swedish Chef in my head the rest of the day. You bloody bastard!

susan said...

Yowza, the Big Lebowski! It wasn't a great movie but it was a very funny one so thanks to you it's now on the list for weekend re-watching.

I couldn't help but notice that the background for John Hagee looks disturbingly like an Arabic font - and is gold on gold. Do you think the symbolism was deliberate?

Dr. Zaius said...

Jeepers! What are those guys doing with their balls?

Scarlet W. Blue said...

Ah, chicken. I should have known.