My friend and Real American Patriot® Tom helpfully pointed out the utter lack of righteous, Christian religious fervor in my last post. In fact, I willfully engaged *sniff* under the thrall of Lucifer himself *sob* in writing about a member of *gasp* the lesser sex!
Forgive me, O Master of Blinding Light and Church Organ Riffing, for only Manly Men of Manliness may have any say in anything.
"That's right, young Randal! My friends...zzzzzzzz....."
For my most holy of penances, I humbly offer to You this praise of Your greatness. Amen.