A personal invite to me, your friend? Of course I would love to be part of your fantasy football league! A dream come true! I should email you right now so that I may receive the League ID# and password and begin preparations to draft poorly in order to contribute to your well-deserved victory in the championship game because without it, your life is devoid of meaning!
[ed. note: c'mon fuckers, we're stuck on five players. Don't make me start bringing my assault rifle to the blog. The tree of football must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of players and coaches.]