Thursday, August 13, 2009

Gas, Grassley or Ass













"I'd never pull your plug, sweet thang."
"Don't get fresh with me, young man."

19 comments:

sunshine said...

Hahahahaha! OMG! That's hilarious.
I'm not even going to try to top that one. (and we all know that I couldn't anyways....)

((Hugs))
Laura

Tengrain said...

"...and you, Senator Grassley, you ARE NOT A NAIL!"

Graves, you swine, you missed the right caption.

Regards,

Tengrain

Sherry Peyton said...

Okay, enough of the making fun of my senator. You too no doubt have your fair share of crazy wingnuttery. I hang my head in shame. I'm working against the fool for sure now.

Christopher said...

Grassley really is a horse's ass.

Dr. Zaius said...

I have heard that these town hall meetings are a great place to pick up chicks... Really old Republican chicks that watch a lot of FOX News, that is.

Übermilf said...

It's just like in "The Music Man!"

We've got trouble, right here in River City. It's starts with Health which rhymes with Stealth and that spells Death Panels.

Or something.

Randal Graves said...

sunshine, thank you for kind words, especially in light of Tengrain's rudeness, the bastard.

sherry, between Voinovich and Boehner, I'm surprised my state hasn't succumbed to a permanent state of flooding.

christopher, there's no need to insult horses.

dr.zaius, is that a Kenyan birth certificate in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

übermilf, when do tickets go on sale?

Holte Ender said...

If you were the only girl in the world and I was the only boy . . .

Kvatch said...

"Come 'ere you young whipper-snapper..."

[THWACK!]

Tom Harper said...

"Vote for Me, you old coot, or the Death Panel WILL pull your plug!"

okjimm said...

"No ma'am... the panel did not say you were too old.... just too ugly. Please get in line for your Kool-Aid."

Beach Bum said...

"I'm sorry lady, no one in Congress will go along with government paid boob jobs."

S.W. Anderson said...

Grassley: "M'am, why are you standing so close. Aren't I speaking loud enough?"

Woman: "I can hear you all right. I'm trying to see how you talk out of both sides of your mouth at the same time."

Liberality said...

heckle, boo, hiss!

Randal Graves said...

holte, the thought of a crooning Grassley is beyond frightening.

kvatch, get off my lawn!

tom, it's the new networking.

okjimm, you don't think the good senator would dig that fetching ensemble?

BB, hahaha, you win first prize!

SWA, zing!

liberality, think she's packing heat?

MRMacrum said...

35 years ago I would have preferred Grass, gassley and most definitely ass.

Randal Graves said...

I think Grassley could use some grass.

Dusty said...

Grassley, doesn't that jackass have the beginnings of Alzheimer's?

Are all his fucking constituents over the age of 70?

Distributorcap said...

grassley must think someone is about to pull his plug -- and i bet it hasnt been pulled in years