I'm sure some
fools patriots interested parties Democrats Republicans independents soccer moms NASCAR dads whatever the talking hairpieces' unwashed mass flavor of the week is C-Span junkies heroin junkies Soviet satellite aficionados
Gasp! I knew it!
Slow ride, take it easy, th'eternall Glasse awaits ye.
Oh, the local sports team(s) suck(s). But, like the above, you knew that.
Oh, P.S., help a fellow traveler out, the internets must be swankified.