Oh shit, childish scribblers have probably moved on to a new angle, huh. Whatever that is, I'm sure I can find a headbanging corollary to such freshly vomited over-parsing by some media/political tool(s) looking to ink column inches & pollute the atmosphere.
Or I can simply post more sports.*
Is it me, or is this drone snicker really snort chortle wheez:
“If, as has been discussed in recent days, their deaths help usher in more civility in our public discourse,” Mr. Obama said, “let us remember that it is not because a simple lack of civility caused this tragedy — it did not — but rather because only a more civil and honest public discourse can help us face up to our challenges as a nation, in a way that would make them proud.”Snort chortle wheez. Well, alright, I suppose getting caught red-handed in the cookie jar is circumstantial & you really weren't eating those oatmeal raisins, I'm sure those crumbs all over your power tie were planted by an undesirable, foreign or domestic we simply don't know yet. Your honesty is refreshing.
Dammit, ich bin jetzt hungrig. Off to find something to eat.
Image courtesy of someone who didn't pay attention during Customer Service Training Day & look at the result wasting the taxpayer's money photoshopping at work didn't you learn anything from the HR Bot besides the judicious deployment of interesting conversational vignettes oh shit we still have to finish our post-assessment assessment in order to get our Certificate of Completion, a copy of which will appear next to said post-assessment assessment in our permanent file something that surely won't be used when deciding whom to lay off once Austerity™ flicks the nitrous switch.
I hope this post was a vignette of conversational interestingness for everyone.
*football tomorrow, duh
17 comments:
leave it to you to find a song called Blood Libels.
Frankly, I'd be more interested if you had written a post on how to fix my snow blower. Since you didn't and then also punished my ears with an extreme head bangin tune "Blood Libels", I can only say my visit here today, at this moment, in this time continuim has been wasted time and therefore I will choose to move on now.......... But not before I say that for some of us, there is nothing more to Life than sports.....at this specific point in time and prior to the next match up with the Jests ...........No wait, there's that f^%$*&ing sno-blower. Yeah, that F)(*^)*&ing thing is at the moment , currently superceding anything in Life that matters, even a little bit.
Have a super day.
Graves, you swine!
But... but... the Carebear cares!
Anyway it was a pretty good speech, and I think he just bug-zapped Mooselini in the naughty bits with it and will coast into 2012 (unless anything new and monsterous happens in the meanwhile).
Rgds,
Tengrain
thatgirl, shouldn't you be assessing your post-assessment assessment?
mrmacrum, it's not my fault you didn't precognitively nip this post in the bud. Is it okay if the instructions were to have been in Spanish?
Look on the bright side, your The Fucking Patriots will probably win yet another goddamn silver football.
tengrain, everyone knows that pretzeldents have to spew platitudinals when shit happens here that we're perpetrating over there, which only proves that the office itself was designed specifically for psychotics.
Uh, 2012 is moot, dude. Quetzalcoatl?
But Randal it's so easy to make a career out of blaming the other side. You can make millions, you betcha!
Me? I've made a career out of getting certifications. It doesn't pay the bills but they sure are pretty to look at.
Hey somebody took my assessment. Let's form a blue ribbon committee and assess the situation.
I didn't read your post but I looked at the picture.
I was tres upset last night when your President interrupted my show I WAS WATCHING. Please ... stay off of Canadian channels.
Merci buckets.
I'll read your next post. I promise. K?
((Hugs))
Laura
demeur, whoa, slow down there, Tex, not until we have a conference call with our investors.
laura, that knucklehead interrupted a hockey game? Sweet Beelzebub, we're even more evil than I previously thought.
Enjoy the football!
Aha! I picked on the subtle message you're sending. Sarah Palin is a headbanging fan of Black Metal. Cool. Maybe she isn't so bad after all. That damn commie Muslim in the White House, he's in my crosshairs.
I think that Bollywood Superman will be a fabulous soundtrack to post-assessment-assessment.
Hockey? Oh come on now only Canadians watch hockey. Oh that's right she is Canadian. Never mind.
They're no Dethklok, but they'll do.
By the way, if you play both videos at the same time, they're like even better.
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Okay, I give up. More sports gets my vote.
Demeur~ Eh?
What are you on aboot?
;D
I gotta get my skates on now eh and head down to the ice hut. Drinking and fishing... I hope my skidoo doesn't fall through the ice this year. Better get my toque on.
Eh. :)
Sorry. My Canadian is showing again!
I'll stop being such and incredible hoser now.
Really nice art there, reminiscent of Monet. Makes the threat of yet more sports yada yada to come less off putting.
Really nice art there, reminiscent of Monet. Makes the threat of yet more sports yada yada to come less off putting.
it's called "Jay and Silent Bob vs 'The Painter of Light.'"
tom, if more people listened to black metal, there'd be less misery in the world.
No one else's crackpot theory works, so why not try mine.
thatgirl, as long as HR doesn't require us to dance.
demeur, you just made baby Gordie Howe cry.
if, not a fan of an Antaeus/Manilow mashup?
susan, my nefarious plan worked!
laura, translation, please.
SWA, don't blaspheme Monet!
thatgirl, that'll be in Clerks 3.
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