Saturday, January 29, 2011

Oh, Set, you little dictator scamp






















 
First they came for the internets, and I didn't speak out because I have the internets.

Then they came for the Colonel, and I didn't speak out because KFC is too greasy.



Always good to see a slimy tendril of The Man™ get the unwashed mass's bird.

FUN FACT: Did you know that 79.6% of all pre-APFA/NFL professional football players were nicknamed Dutch?

14 comments:

okjimm said...

whoa!!! the Dutch thingee.... amazing! and to think I read it here first!!! Wowsers!!!

Demeur said...

But I thought KFC was now baked.

They can take away the KFC but when they come for my faux beef taco that's the last straw I tell you!

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Don't you know that in Kentucky, that is grounds for war?! Chinless Mitch and Paul Rand will attack the Luxor for revenge!

Regards,

Tengrain

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, certainly, I would never obfuscate!

demeur, if you order the family dinner for four, you get potatoes, gravy, rolls and tear gas canisters.

tengrain, bah & humbug, for I've Aqua Osiris on my side!

Laura said...

Excuse me... I love KFC!!!
Grease.. grease.. grease... yum, yum yum!!!!
((Hugs))
Laura

MRMacrum said...

Just what is it with Metal bands and gas masks? When I was hauling Black Sabbath, Ozzie often wore one on stage.

I just checked - 79.9% of all Metal bands have at least one WWll gas mask in the trunk with the drum kit. And all of them keep their hair weaves safely ensconced in the trunks that hold their tattoos.

Other than that a rockin tune.

Randal Graves said...

laura, I didn't realize that you were changing it to Unhealthy Thursdays.

mrmacrum, the most plausible reason is that most metal bands get their Satan on via cheap, cramped tour buses & all that fast food leads to an unending cycle of airborne toxic events. It's purely survival instinct.

Beach Bum said...

As long as the revolution leaves the extra crispy and the cole slaw to me more power to the people.

susan said...

Don't scoff at the KFC grease until you see what kind of mileage you get. Middle east revolutions historically don't bode well for those keeping the leaders in power.

Übermilf said...

If I hear one more idiot say "Walk Like an Egyptian" I am going to take a gardening trowel to someone's skull.

okjimm said...

//never obfuscate!//

good thinking.... you could go blind and grow hair on the palms of your hands.

S.W. Anderson said...

Having once been served chicken prepared through a combination of boiling and steaming — tender as could be, no grease — I'll take a piece or two of Col. Sanders' greasified goodness any day. The boiled/steamed stuff was borderline disgusting in aroma, texture and flavor.

La Belette Rouge said...

I haven't liked the Colonel ever since he had his makeover.

Randal Graves said...

BB, best cole slaw I ever had was some highway diner in Florida in '78.

susan, if the unwashed succeed (albeit temporarily, but everyone knows that) all that's left to grease the wheels will be KFC.

übermilf, suicide is never the answer, unless it is.

okjimm, been there, done that.

SWA, I'm with you on that. Grill or fry the sucker, but boiling is for noodles & potatoes, dammit.

LBR, Kentucky Fried was Mr. Blackwell's favorite fast food joint.