Microcosmic Cadavaliers.
Hmm, meet Microcosmic Cadaver, the unholy love child of early Carcass & spacey, second-wave black metal. What, you thought I was going to be the 8,347,114th person to regurgitate a day late on assassination tango? Talk about reeking of putrefaction.
*uncomfortable silence*
Dammit, I need more metal readers.
Well, Comic Sans, your best player's all dressed up in 8-29 with no particular court to go, an unyielding, ever widening freakshow of tape, three-shilling jump shots, negative plane post moves, mind control defense, check this disturbance: imagine neither Klingons nor Romulans but twenty-six episodes of The Interstellar Cavalcade of Lwaxana Troi & Mr. Homn. There's your nutshell, trade everyone, even the ballboy for a 2014 conditional second rounder & a pastrami on rye.
Oh, & for the cherry on top, a leering
#identify them per your own political bent, it's a free blog, I'm off to change the world by lighting a moment of silence.
14 comments:
They're blaming said crazy man's shooting spree on that Dastardly Heavy Metal Music that the Kids Listen To These Days.
It's like Columbine+Oklahoma City and I cringe to think of where the pundits will go with this.
I miss the days when metal got blamed for things. Sniff.
Since it's cycling back around, does that mean that blaming metal for things is now kind of retro?
Where's Tipper Gore? And Dee Snider?
I haven't blogged about the shooting in Arizona yet. Geeze, give me some credit here. :P
Blaming Metal? Pffftttt.... all the world's trouble are due to the fact that you cannot find good cheap doughnuts.
thatgirl, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
I wanna assassinate!
Drowning Pool must be using subliminal messages.
liberality, yay! I didn't even hear about the thing until yesterday & I figured someone somewhere would have articulated my view, so why add to the cacophony?
okjimm, especially custard, dammit.
Great. Now I want a doughnut.
I like uncomfortable silences too. Awkward situations are kinda my thing...
I have a headache. Do you even care?
((Hugs))
Laura
Graves, you swine!
If Bowling for Columbine taught us anything, it is that Marilyn Manson is the smartest dude on the topic, so with that, um, what the heck were we talking about?
Regards,
Tengrain
It's a certain fact the kid would have been better off as a metal fan with a fetishistic interest in football.
Heavy Metal caused the Tucson Massacre? I thought it was caused by marijuana and the breakdown of family values.
Obviously, those brownish, roundish things on your pizza weren't mushrooms, Randal.
Randal Graves rips Cavs via Blogger...
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laura, I care if you have donuts!
tengrain, the Maharishi Yogi, duh.
susan, but then he wouldn't have that fabulous mugshot to fall back on.
tom, the family that smokes together assassinates together.
SWA, oh they were, magical ones.
if, I thought god only cared about Super Bowls and gay sex.
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