Start looking at your job with kind eyes.
Creatively combining the mesmerizing, psilocybin DSM-IV combat zone known as the first day of the semester & the timely(!) completion of assessment's post-assessment assessment, where the allure of creatively altering body language, the latest in software technology & judicious electro-theft of мой товарищ's masterpiece of English major bullshittery melt into a heady, non-alcoholic brew because those HR-mandated 12-step gigs would get in the way of empty glass-half-empties, I'm not sure how to complete this thought dying to vulture those already decaying, a delicious saucer of milk greedily lapped up by The Man's Blofeldian feline.
What was your impression of this course?
Oh, it left an impression, zing.
I enjoy my day in harmony and share my harmony with others.
Two out of three renegade Nazi occultists infiltrating the Bilderbergers agree, Harness Quantum Mind Power!
An image of Brainiac would have been more appropriate, but poor, poor Solomon Grundy, the purple-headed stepchild of supervillains, never gets any love & I'm all about being positively quantum, don't you dare declare that I'm being meta, ninjitsuly declaring all this rigmarole a living comic book especially since I'd likely be cursed with the useless power of rendering you a messy blob with my 20/9,000 vision at least I've got the Bat Cave.
This is actually true:
Be diligent and proactive. On the one hand, if you don't like your tasks you will "suffer" them for longer if you delay doing them. On the other hand, when you finish all you have to do you achieve a sense of accomplishment and the inner peace that everything is done.
Internets porn is peaceful after finishing achievement.
Visualize or imagine a big bubble or shield, made out of light and that shines like diamond or gold, which surrounds you and protects you.
Wonder bubble powers, activate!
Shape of, shiny happy people holding hands!
You can start a gratitude journal in which to record what you are thankful for, or you could also use a gratitude rock.
Won't this conflict with my success journal, or worse, won't my pet rock get jealous?
This big ball of energy feels good; it acts like a shield and doesn't let any negative energy get to you.
Who's got the biggest balls of them all?
The person who typed this, natch: Remember that everyone is doing the best they can with what they know at each moment.
*79.6% of stuff in bold from this pile of fecal matter, a place that shares an aura with the Solomon Grundys behind Customer Service Training Day(s).
P.S. Trying to promote brown jeans may prove quite useless.