Saturday, January 15, 2011

State of the Union

15 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Is this the speech in which President McChange pledges to cut Social Security so we don't maybe have to cut Social Security someday?
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Randal Graves said...

So-shull suh-keer-ih-tee? Huh?

Tom Harper said...

"Professional villain???" Those America-hating liberals are waging a Pogrom against hardworking Real Americans. It's blood libel, I tell you.

Demeur said...

Better than Unsocial Insecurity? Or did I stumble on to their plan?

Laura said...

For a second there, I thought that you still weren't over the Lebron James "Eff you Cleveland".. teevee show!
Glad to see I'm wrong. You're talking of another Villian!

((Hugs))
Laura

Randal Graves said...

tom, we need truth in libeling. Thank you, thank you.

demeur, I can't comment for reasons of national security.

laura, oh hell no, that's old news, I'm worried about a possible trade for Gerald Wallace, who'd immediately become, by far, our best player. What if we play our way out of the top three picks? Gasp!

Beach Bum aka Captain Barbossa said...

Dude! Just got back from the cruise and had a God honest run in with Homeland Security this morning! Getting settled in and will write about it soon. It was TOTALLY wild, thought I was on my way to jail for a minute.

Cormac Brown said...

Shumur is no villain, and you're mixing him up with his late uncle.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The Fucking Ravens @ The Fucking Steelers: 'tis nearly a cliche to ring like choosing between Stalin & Hitler, but since I enjoy trivializing things I have absolutely no control over, 'tis like choosing between Stalin & Hitler. Which makes the other AFC gig a choice between Pol Pot & Pinochet. Mano y mano steroidial sangfroid, post-whistle steel cage monkey wrenched skulls, rustbelt throwback grime & loss. If only I were more Serious™ huh. 'cause they're at the Big Ketchup, & what the L.C. Greenwood, in a '75 clothesline timewarp, The Fucking Steelers 16-10.

Good call, and almost right on the money re: Stalin's margin of victory. General Winter, and such as.
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Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

When does he build the DeLorean to back to the future?

Rgds,

TG

thatgirl said...

I'm gonna BISECT you!

La Belette Rouge said...

I wish all politicians had to wear suit from the 1970's. It would make them even funnier than they already are, kind of the way clown shoes and a red nose amplifies the clown's funny. Or is it the tears of the clown? I can't keep it straight.

susan said...

I thought it was Borat. Just goes to show how out of touch I am.

S.W. Anderson said...

I just hope whichever Democrat sits next to Rep. Joe Wilson brings duct tape, and the one(s) beside Boehner bring lots of Kleenex.

Randal Graves said...

BB, I knew it! You're an Al-Qaeda plant! All Parrotheads are!

cormac, Shurmer for pretzeldent!

if, wee bit off on the total points though, but what were the yardages, 250 to 150?

tengrain, I'll have him say hello to your cousin Marvin. I know you've been looking for that new blog.

thatgirl, you want me to use the best incubation style?

LBR, you're definitely on to something. Iridescent sharkskin leisure suits.

susan, too few are aware of the gems of Turkish cinema.

SWA, everyone should bring buckets or paper bags.